Tekashi 6ix9ine memes are taking over social media.
Brooklyn rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine is undergoing a trial in the case of the United States vs. Daniel Hernandez, which is his real name. 6ix9ine was picked up along with several other men under charges of racketeering, drug distribution, and conspiracy to commit murder, and is now testifying—mostly against his cohorts, it seems.
Vulture reports that he is mostly spilling secrets about Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods, a local crime affiliate with which he apparently has deep ties. And so does everyone else, according to him!
6ix9ine has been spilling the beans in an effort to protect himself and possibly get offered witness protection by the end of the trial. His lawyer is arguing that he cultivated the appearance of gang affiliation, but is not, in fact, a gang member. He is definitely not someone who holds strong against questioning. I don’t know what I’d do in his position, but the Internet does not take too kindly to snitches.
Tekashi 6ix9ine memes have exploded across Twitter, joking that 6ix9ine is giving everyone’s secrets up for absolutely no reason. Peter Parker, Spongebob Squarepants, John Cena—no one is safe while 6ix9ine is on the stand. He wants to share secrets no one has even asked for! Confession must feel very good if he’s willing to get mocked like this:
BREAKING NEWS: Tekashi 6ix9ine reveals that the identity of Childish Gambino is none other than the actor/comedian Donald Glover. More at 10. pic.twitter.com/fFSD2DqcHO
— awake mane (@DarianMyles) September 20, 2019
Judge: Are you done.
6ix9ine: Spider-Man's real name is Peter parker.
— TOBS (@kvngfhaz) September 22, 2019
— Ben (@BenSince92) September 20, 2019
— Sevy🦊 waiting until Strive 🔥🔥 (@sevysavage) September 20, 2019
Might as well ask Tekashi 69 for the audio with Beyoncé, Solange and Jay Z in the elevator cuz we still wanna know.
— ⛄️tripp FROST ❄️ (@tripp_so1o) September 20, 2019
— in a panasonic (@PirateCoop) September 20, 2019
69: I ain’t no snitch
Judge: Fine, 47 years for you.
69: Y’all wanna know where the 6 infinity stones are?
— Polilo (@peerabbit) September 20, 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Tekashi 6ix9ine just revealed what happened to Judy after she went upstairs after the 2nd season of Family Matters, and was never seen again.
— REVOLT TV (@revolttv) September 19, 2019
— Nelson 🇨🇴 (@neldmejia) September 20, 2019
— MyLess (@Yeahm_) September 20, 2019
— Tagatha (@idkwhat2nameme) September 21, 2019
— Boy Garcia (@BoyyGarcia) September 19, 2019
Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine reveals children’s TV star, “Peppa Pig,” to be top member of notorious Nine Trey Bloods pic.twitter.com/O3tpYZKjte
— evʌn (@evan_hiro) September 19, 2019
Somebody said ask tekashi for the Krabby patty formula. I’m weak😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/o1JOPNonVG
— Cameron (@camerononeal_) September 19, 2019
it wasn’t me yes it was pic.twitter.com/7rDDIAmEk6
— simone missick stan account (@heyyitsjanea) September 19, 2019
He’s giving up Shaggy? Keep your damn mouth shut!