TGIF. The weekend is finally upon us and that means it’s time for some of the funniest tweets from our favorite comedic ladies of Twitter.
So, please enjoy this roundup of downright hilarious jokes and memes and try not to pee your pants with laughter.
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When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up pic.twitter.com/6eqjK4yp4F
— fresa (@dalysluna) February 10, 2019
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*sees my husband cry as he holds our newborn son for the first time*
yo, is this baby bothering you?— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) February 15, 2019
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I’m not normally this type of person but I’m feeling a lot of ghosts around my house lately
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 30, 2020
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So coworker received some flowers this morning from a random person, She told her man about it and her man acted quick 😂 pic.twitter.com/DjaRwgAzis
— Abby (@ayee_abby) February 13, 2019
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In an act of self-love, today i will be changing my Hulu password so the 30 men I’ve dated in the last who still use my account will now be blocked out of it
— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) February 14, 2019
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When my friends tell me a rumor and I have to act like I didn’t start it pic.twitter.com/IfX2qy9aIU
— magdacious (@magdaciousss) February 13, 2019
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Sure breakups are hard, but have you ever been pressured to watch a TV show where you have to “just make it through the first two seasons” before it gets good?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 13, 2019
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When I was 15 my sister told me a scrotum was a skirt with shorts underneath
— Natalia (@nataliayajia) February 12, 2019
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every time you hug an ex, an angel gets real close to another angel & whispers "awwwkward."
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 10, 2019
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You either have 17 hair ties or no hair ties. That is the rule of hair ties.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SarahBrat10/status/1095062173368401921
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my rabbit claiming my cat’s belongings and my cat being too scared to do anything about it: a photo series pic.twitter.com/cOjLWOfCqI
— jade (@BacklineNurse) February 12, 2019
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People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive"
— Melissa McEwen (@melissamcewen) February 9, 2019
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Dane cook looks like if you sculpted Ricky Martin out of clay from memory
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 14, 2019