Have Kids They Said, It’ll Be “Fun” They Said (35 Pics)

shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER”

— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) October 22, 2020

Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) August 22, 2020

My 7 year old: *staring at my face*

Me: What is it, sweetie?

My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too?

Kids are delightful.

— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) February 9, 2021

Great… my 3 year old saw me pull a tampon out & now she’s going around saying mommy had a mouse in her butt

— virgo mami (@callmevirgomami) March 8, 2020

My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.

— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) January 5, 2022

My toddler just saw newborn pics of himself with his clamped umbilical cord and is now convinced he had a second penis that we chopped off

— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) December 15, 2021

I just smoked an 8-pound pork butt for nine hours because my kids said they’d eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn’t sum up parenting I don’t know what does.

— Tom VanHaaren (@TomVH) May 31, 2021

We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote “I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty”.

$400 – see yeah! pic.twitter.com/TBsP3laC3p

— Jesse Modz (@jessemodz) January 2, 2020

My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.

— Abra Barbier (@BarbierAbra) August 2, 2019