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Mom Shares Hilarious Questions Her 6-Year-Old Asks Her Nightly To Stall Bedtime (29 Tweets)

Professor and podcast host Kate Bowler has naturally produced a very precocious child. He is not only curious in the world around him, but he’s also realized that the best way to manipulate his mom is by asking her questions that get her thinking. He’s a baby philosopher. A baby philosopher who really, really doesn’t want to go to bed.

She wrote on Twitter, “Every night, in the sweetest voice, my six year old asks me a question in order to try and stall me from leaving. I commit to documenting these questions every night for the next 30 days because THAT KID HAS GAME.”

He absolutely does. As promised, Bowler has been dedicated to sharing his musings with us. They seem to be as much a part of the bedtime ritual as brushing your teeth, but much more haunting. Some of his questions are so intriguing, they’ll be keeping me up tonight. See what sparks your imagination:

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