People Are Sharing Times They Got Straight-Up Owned By A Child (15 Stories)

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“I had to take my four year old to the doctor and while we were in the waiting room a nearby toddler started crying VERY loudly, like scream crying for whatever reason. My son waits until the other kid stops, does a very dramatic lowering and shake of his head then YELLS ‘He has problems with emotions huh mom?!?!’ Which is him trying to talk the way I talk to him when he’s coping with big emotions but good god the way it came out and the volume was…mortifying.” — dissociativetwit

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“Made myself lunch yesterday, two sandwiches because one wouldn’t cut it. My eight year old asked me if I was a bear eating to get ready for hibernation. Sick burn.” — BitchQueenofLich

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“At a cafe with my eldest daughter, who was 4 at the time, the waitress comes over to our table and asks my daughter if she would like a drink or some food. My daughter looks up at her and says, ‘The parts of my drink that my body doesn’t want come out as wee. The parts of my food that my body doesn’t want come out as poo.'” — makesomemonsters

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“When I was four, I kissed the delivery man on the lips from the local Chinese restaurant…in front of my entire family. My mother told me to never do it again. I was embarrassed by myself so it counts.” — udongeureut

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“My daughter watched me put a pad on one day. I wear some pretty giant pads. Out in public she was telling everyone, ‘mommy is wearing a diaper today!'” — cuckedprincess

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