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Parents Share The Absolute Lies They Tell Their Kids To Make Life Easier (20 Tweets)

You want your KIDS to be honest with you but is it really worth it for you to employ the same policy?

No, because kids are insane and choose the weirdest things to dig in about. You can probably tell them that broccolis are small trees if it helps them eat a vegetable. No one is going to tattle on you.

Check out a round-up of some of the great little lies parents tell their kids.

1. Car won’t start

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2. Seeing his brain

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3. You will, Heather.

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4. TV is napping

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5. Sold out!

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6. Pilot potty check

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7. Sharing daylight

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8. This one makes me sad

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9. Yup, can see, yup.

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10. The lies we tell

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11. Cold toast.

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12. Gotta grow up.

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13. Genius until it wasn’t

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14. Princess food!

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15. RIP baby shark.

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16. Baby cabbages, gone.

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17. “Pretend”

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18. Look for a toy

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19. Tooth fairy is allergic to dust.

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20. Batteries

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