15 Tweets By Parents Of Two-Year-Olds Who Still Have Their Sense Of Humor

I have to imagine that life with a toddler is … chaotic. I don’t personally have kids, so I kind of scroll vicariously through “parent twitter” for the laughs while quietly sipping on coffee uninterrupted. It’s glorious.

But seriously: these two-year-olds are some hysterical little fools and I’m so glad these parents found a spare second to tweet about some of the ridiculous hijinks the kids get into. Check out some of the best tweets we pulled from Mom & Dad Twitter about life with 2-year-olds and give yourself a chuckle before work!

1. Oh yeah!

2. Stops mid-scream

3. They do indeed.

4. Nobody warned her!

5. Perfect.

6. So reasonable!

7. *crosses self*

8. Annoyed and brave!

9. Spicy time.

10. Rocks and a photo of herself

11. Naps

I spent tonight convincing my toddler that naps are different than sleep so even if she won’t go to sleep she can at least nap, what I’m saying is, don’t mess with moms, we got game

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 27, 2021

12. Buddy

my sister’s 1.5 year old has started calling her “buddy” which I think is honestly the gentlest way she could’ve learned her daughter thinks of her more as a friend

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) February 8, 2021

13. Hm.

Me: What color is an orange?
2 year old: Yellow.
Me:

— Annmarie Hooker (@annmarie_hooker) June 25, 2021

14. Two

My daughter is the two-est two-year-old who ever two-ed.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 18, 2022

15. Oh dear oh my

My 2 yo daughter was singing “Row Row Row Your Boat” and ended it with “life is down the drain.” A goth toddler.

— Kara Klenk (@karaklenk) November 27, 2021