Let's Eat Cake
In 2018, White Claw cashed in on its own craze with an official Clawstume Halloween costume. But the Internet can do better. And it did! Here’s proof in the form of a bunch of people dressed up in White Claw Halloween costumes.
As much as we thought 2019 was the peak of Clawsomeness, turns out the stuff is still having its moment. Why, it was just weeks ago we were talking about White Claw cakes and White Claw slushies. Now that it’s Halloween, how better to capitalize on a trend than by investing in its parent company? Or you could wear it as a Halloween costume, we guess.
19 White Claw Halloween Costumes
1. White Claw Couples Costume
We’re a big fan of the see-through fanny pack that can fit two cans of White Claws comfortably, or two bottles of wine uncomfortably.
2. White Claw Fiend
Maybe there are some laws if you’re drinking Claws in international waters.
3. Captain White Claw
We estimate it took him at least three or four six-packs to complete the outfit, and another two for the liquid courage to go out in public.
4. White Claw Queen
This takes the these are all cakes meme to a whole new dimension.
5. White Claw Trio
Silver shorts, fishnets, crop tops, and hopes and prayers that it’s the temperature is above 50°.
6. Natural Lime Costume
How did she get the makeup so perfect? And how did she get the label on the can to appear backwards? Just more of the universe we’ll never understand.
7. White Claw Dog Costume
He’s our official emotional support animal… but only when he’s carrying White Claws. For more great dog Halloween costumes, check out these.
8. Homemade White Claw Costumes
Her nails match her can! But not the one she’s wearing because we all know that would be overdoing it.
9. There Are Apparently Some Laws
Every homemade White Claw costume is basically a testament to how much free time people have on their hands. Other people.
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10. White Claw Fairy
The perfect get-ups for handing out booze – or boos, as we call them on Halloween. Yes, this makes for a lot of repeating ourselves.
11. Full-Size White Claw Costumes
We had no idea White Claw cans could be this big or that morning radio DJs still existed.
12. White Claw Gone Wrong
Warning: Do not insert White Claw directly into eye. We always forget that important direction!
13. 80s White Claw Costume
Did you know that if you drink enough White Claw, you can time travel? Try it on Halloween — you might find yourself in a whole ‘nother month! (November, that month is November.)
14. White Paws Costumes
Turns out these two were the only ones protected from the government reading their thoughts. Which reminds us, we need to make some new tinfoil hats!
15. Handmade White Claw Halloween Costume
This costume is handmade, guys! No pants required, but strongly encouraged. October can be nippy!
16. DIY White Claw Costume
There are instructions for this amazing outfit, but we quit at “Flip your trash can upside down” as it resulted in a full-on mess that took us forever to clean up.
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17. Natural Lime Accident
The cool thing about this is you can just do a different flavor every year and you’re set for at least, what – eight years? Please tell us, we only how to count up to four.
18. Variety Pack Costume
Technically more of a group outfit than a White Claw costume, so save this one for next year.
19. White Claw Outlaw
This has inspired us to replace the acid in our Super Soakers with White Claw. Is it ironic that White Claw is getting us to reform our lawless ways? Or is that not how irony works? GODDAMN YOU ALANIS!
