Floral bouquets are nice, but they’ve received too much attention for too long. Plus, unlike beef jerky bouquets, they taste disgusting.
Now there’s a bouquet option that is not as pretty as flowers, but makes for a good snacking option. A brand called “The Manly Man Company” created a beef jerky bouquet, dubbed a “broquet.”
Just take that sentence in for a second.
Yeesh. You click on ONE ad for beef jerky rose bouquets from a company called Manly Man for your beef-jerky-lovin non-binary partner & suddenly social media thinks you are very heterosexual & in need of a Valentine’s Day gift for a man.
— Sami Schalk (@DrSamiSchalk) January 18, 2020
Why does this beef jerky bouquet exist? Omg. pic.twitter.com/5CKuhQLMNj
— Blair Imani 🕊 (@BlairImani) December 31, 2019
The broquet… OK, we can’t keep doing this. The bouquet comes in four flavors—mixed, hot, teriyaki and original—and come in your choice of pint glass, steel cup or beer mug that has “The Manly Man Company” printed on it.
These beef jerky bouquets come in three flavors – original, hot, and teriyaki pic.twitter.com/vXhFHMf0fX
— Food Insider (@InsiderFood) October 2, 2019
The bouquets start at $54 and prices vary depending on which container you choose and how many beef-jerky flowers you want.
Forget roses, give me a bouquet of beef jerky.
— Toss a coin to your pierced nerd 🇨🇦🍀 (@Safe_Haven0419) November 28, 2019
They come in a standard dozen and half-dozen and you can pick between rose-shaped beef jerky or daisy-shaped beef jerky.
If you really love your Valentine, The Manly Man Company has a Bloody Mary kit that comes with everything you need to make a gigantic Bloody Mary—including a broquet.
my partner is allergic to chocolate and hates candy so for valentines day i got her a bouquet of beef jerky sticks #romance
— gay for taxing the rich & abolishing ICE (@fatherqueerest) February 14, 2019
If your bae doesn’t get you a beef jerkey bouquet for Valentine’s Day, what is she doing? pic.twitter.com/WY44eJ24Ok
— Austin (@Boniface88) February 14, 2019
If your Valentine likes a little sweet with their salty, The Manly Man Company also sells dark chocolate and caramel-covered bacon roses. Those are sold out though. Too bad.
if anyone wants to buy me a beef jerky bouquet, not even for valentines day just in general, I will marry you thanks
— Phil 🧢 (@phillipandreww) February 7, 2018