Meat Cute: Beef Jerky “Broquets” Are For Sale In Time For Valentine’s Day

Floral bouquets are nice, but they’ve received too much attention for too long. Plus, unlike beef jerky bouquets, they taste disgusting.

Now there’s a bouquet option that is not as pretty as flowers, but makes for a good snacking option. A brand called “The Manly Man Company” created a beef jerky bouquet, dubbed a “broquet.”

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Manly Man Company

Just take that sentence in for a second.

The broquet… OK, we can’t keep doing this. The bouquet comes in four flavors—mixed, hot, teriyaki and original—and come in your choice of pint glass, steel cup or beer mug that has “The Manly Man Company” printed on it.

The bouquets start at $54 and prices vary depending on which container you choose and how many beef-jerky flowers you want.

They come in a standard dozen and half-dozen and you can pick between rose-shaped beef jerky or daisy-shaped beef jerky.

If you really love your Valentine, The Manly Man Company has a Bloody Mary kit that comes with everything you need to make a gigantic Bloody Mary—including a broquet.

If your Valentine likes a little sweet with their salty, The Manly Man Company also sells dark chocolate and caramel-covered bacon roses. Those are sold out though. Too bad.