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To say Amazon was full of weird stuff to buy, would be an understatement.
From urinal shot glasses to a beer vibrator (see below) to a rubber mask of Bree Olsen’s face (see below), you’re never more than a click and 48 hours of wait time away from an, umm, “interesting” new addition to your home.
Here are some of the weirdest things currently up for grabs on Amazon:
1. A red man that s**ts out condiments.
Finally!
Check it out here!
2. Urinal shot glasses.
Good for drinking cheap vodka and actual urine.
Check it out here!
3. A carrot sharpener!
If you’re ever in need of a healthy weapon.
Check it out here!
4. This horrific egg separator.
Which bares a striking resemblance to your uncle bob.
Check it out here!
5. Finger sporks.
Any questions? Finger sporks.
Check it out here!
6. A tiny pickle picker.
“Tiny pickle picker” is also my Tinder bio.
Check it out here!
7. The ham dogger.
It turns hamburger meat into hot dogs. Why can’t things just be themselves?
Check it out here!
8. These f***ing pigs.
They’re also salt shakers or something? Who’s to say.
Check it out here!
9. This plunger wine stopper.
Just make sure you also buy an actual plunger.
Check it out here!
10. This terrifying coffee cup.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Check it out here!
11. A beer vibrator to give your beer head.
That was a weird sentence.
Check it out here!
12. This moose oven mitt.
I mean, it’s an oven mitt that looks like a moose.
Check it out here!
13. This device that makes weird egg tubes.
Tubular!
Check it out here!
14. This flower steam releaser.
Unfortunately, it can’t release the steam from your everyday life.
Check it out here!
15. A monster masher!
For monster mashed potatoes.
Check it out here!
16. An egg cuber.
Start thinking inside the box.
Check it out here!
17. This toothpick holder.
Name it after your ex.
Check it out here!
18. This alien juicer.
It also looks like something sexual… is it just me?
Check it out here!
19. This snaky wine decanter.
Turn your drinking spirals into spiral drinking spirals…
Check it out here!
20. The fastest garlic chopper.
Besides hiring Gordon Ramsay.
Check it out here!
21. This spiral hot dog cutter.
This is actually pretty cool.
Check it out here!
22. This other alien juicer.
I guess juicers just look like aliens?
Check it out here!
23. A mouse cheese grater.
Get it? It’s a mouse, and it grates cheese.
Check it out here!
24. This weird beer… thing.
I honestly don’t know what it is.
Check it out here!
25. A duck presser.
So you can press the juices out of a duck. I swear to god.
Check it out here!
26. A mold of adult film star Bree Olson’s face.
Get it in time for Mother’s Day!
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