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26 Of The Uhh, Let’s Go With “Weirdest” Things You Can Buy On Amazon

To say Amazon was full of weird stuff to buy, would be an understatement. 

From urinal shot glasses to a beer vibrator (see below) to a rubber mask of Bree Olsen’s face (see below), you’re never more than a click and 48 hours of wait time away from an, umm, “interesting” new addition to your home. 

Here are some of the weirdest things currently up for grabs on Amazon:


1. A red man that s**ts out condiments.

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Finally!

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2. Urinal shot glasses.

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Good for drinking cheap vodka and actual urine.

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3. A carrot sharpener!

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If you’re ever in need of a healthy weapon.

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4. This horrific egg separator.

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Which bares a striking resemblance to your uncle bob.

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5. Finger sporks.

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Any questions? Finger sporks.

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6. A tiny pickle picker.

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“Tiny pickle picker” is also my Tinder bio.

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7. The ham dogger.

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It turns hamburger meat into hot dogs. Why can’t things just be themselves?

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8. These f***ing pigs.

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They’re also salt shakers or something? Who’s to say.

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9. This plunger wine stopper.

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Just make sure you also buy an actual plunger.

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10. This terrifying coffee cup.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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11. A beer vibrator to give your beer head.

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That was a weird sentence.

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12. This moose oven mitt.

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I mean, it’s an oven mitt that looks like a moose.

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13. This device that makes weird egg tubes.

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Tubular!

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14. This flower steam releaser.

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Unfortunately, it can’t release the steam from your everyday life.

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15. A monster masher!

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For monster mashed potatoes.

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16. An egg cuber.

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Start thinking inside the box.

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17. This toothpick holder.

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Name it after your ex.

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18. This alien juicer.

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It also looks like something sexual… is it just me?

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19. This snaky wine decanter.

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Turn your drinking spirals into spiral drinking spirals…

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20. The fastest garlic chopper.

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Besides hiring Gordon Ramsay.

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21. This spiral hot dog cutter.

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This is actually pretty cool.

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22. This other alien juicer.

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I guess juicers just look like aliens?

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23. A mouse cheese grater.

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Get it? It’s a mouse, and it grates cheese.

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24. This weird beer… thing.

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I honestly don’t know what it is.

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25. A duck presser.

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So you can press the juices out of a duck. I swear to god.

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26. A mold of adult film star Bree Olson’s face.

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Get it in time for Mother’s Day!

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