Kate Hackett
I was not a sports kid.
I swam in middle school and high school, but not for my school and eventually, not competitively.
Which is really just to lay the ground work that I have NO FLIPPING CLUE what goes on in locker rooms. So this thread was a wild, wild ride for me — and I hope it is for you too!
u/ej1oo1 asked”
“Athletes of Reddit, what’s the wildest story from the locker room?”
And I was expecting, I don’t know, towel snapping or something. I was so wrong. …enjoy…
1. Lost a finger
A guy had his hand resting on the door frame while he was talking to someone else and not paying attention, and another kid kicked the door closed for some reason. Took part of his middle finger clean off at the last knuckle. His Instagram picture was captioned “the doctors don’t know if it’ll grow back” and showed the stump
2. Total respect!
The boys and the girls shared the same bathroom when I started boxing, came into the locker room and turned my head right away and she told me “what’s the matter? You’ve never seen tits?”.
I was a bit shocked and there wasn’t a single guy there who made jokes or tried to be perverted to the women in the locker room, everyone was very respectful. Maybe not the story you were looking for but I have never seen something like this in my life
3. Tough dude!
After practice there’s ~15 guys waiting to use 3 showers. Once one of them broke and would only give cold water. Some days later this “tough dude” didn’t want to wait anymore and just showered with the cold-ass water, all the other dudes still waiting to use the 2 warm showers.
This goes on for maybe 10 days, with no one ever trying to use the broken shower, then our coach tells us it’s been repaired the day “tough dude” started using it again and he was supposed to tell us.
4. The next two are the same dude
During wrestling he convinces a kid to see if he can fit inside the lockers in the team locker room. They were large since they were designed for football pads but all sports used them so it wasn’t really too unexpected he would fit (Probably like 3’x2’x2′). Once he’s in the locker and closes the door, the kid that dared him closes the locker, locks it and proceeds to piss on him.
5. So gross, this guy
During baseball season we get back from an away game and dude needs to take a shit. Rather than using the two stalls in the bathroom, or god forbid going to another bathroom, motherfucker takes a dump in the sink and leaves it there. example sink. Next day the janitor comes in and finds it and tells the coach. That day all show up to practice and he goes off on us and tells us to run along the outfield wall from foul pole to foul pole like 10 times. Most everyone took at as a joke and was clowning around so stopped us halfway through and made us start over. Ran like 5-6 miles because of that dumbass but luckily I was in cross-country shape.
6. So many things in this story
While showering after wrestling practice I felt something was off, looked down and my leg was getting pissed on by our heavyweight. My gut reaction was to throw my bar of soap at him. So I did and it hit him directly in the balls. He was laying on the concrete shower floor in pain for at least a minute. I was terrified the whole time because, while he liked being the joker/crazy guy he’d also beat the shit out of a few kids over the last few years. By the time he recovered he was calm and finished showering with no more shenanigans. Even though I was the victim of a leg pissing I still felt lucky that day that he didn’t retaliate against me for the soap in the balls. A fight against this dude would not have ended in my favor, I guarantee it.
7. Why so much pee, locker room?
Several guys on my wrestling team enjoyed walking up to others in the large, group showers and talking to them to distract them from the fact they were pissing on them. The goal was apparently to see how long you could piss on them before they noticed.
8. Oh no.
AA ice hockey, the one year I made it on the team I was like 13-14. I was never one to shower after games but some of the kids did, this one kid races out of his gear to get into the shower first and starts showering but peeks his head around the wall every once in a while. After one of the other guys goes to shower we hear a loud “WHAT THE FUCK MAN”
Apparently he was jerking off with conditioner and fingering his ass at the same time and didn’t stop even once we caught him
9. How do you FEEL
Without getting too specific at football camp in HS the seniors made a kid eat a ring pop a guy was clinching in his ass.
School found out and we all had to write letters about how it made us feel
10. OUCH
The one that I remember most vividly was halftime during a HS football game and right after a kid had his balls stepped on. He was screaming as the trainer took his pants off to reveal a sack the size of a grapefruit.
11. Sports are weird
Ice hockey locker room had our boy Lane drop his pants, pull his penis up and then “dance” his testicles individually up and down. He had total control over each teste and was very skilled.
12. What a gentleman
One my wrestling teammates tucked his dick and balls between his legs and proceeded to chase down kids in his gym class yelling “look at muh poosey”
13. Ruined it for everyone
Football locker room. Varsity locker room had limited spots, everyone else had to go into the small room that had a 6 ft. ceiling. Summer camp my sophomore year, after coaches left, Varsity guys held wrestling matches to determine who got the remaining lockers in the big varsity room.
Kid got suplexed into the whiteboard, and we all found out that the walls were made of concrete. Blood everywhere. Varsity locker room was closed for the remainder of the year.
14. He was suspended
Our gym hall in school was closed off for 3 months so we went to an actual public gym. some guy in our class (16 years old) thought it was funny to put a plastic bottle in his pants to simulate a massive boner and walk into the female locker room with it.
15. PDA
Was in middle school after P.E. class when another student thought it would be funny to blind side tackle me in the shower while repeatedly yelling “call me daddy”. Of course we both ended up in the principal’s office after that, but we didn’t get in trouble for fighting… we got in trouble for PDA (public display of affection)
16. I kind of love this one
Came into the Locker room after practice and my teammate was riding a hover board butt naked
17. Skinny
Had a friend on the team walking around with a full hard on begging people to tell him what they thought. Finally got to me and I gave him the truthful rate. Good length bro, but it’s pretty skinny.
18. Ouch!
During high school I tried to make room on the bench for my teammate. I slid down the wooden bench and got a splinter in my bum.
19. A battle of wits
Open Showering after morning practice. People started blowing giant shampoo bubbles and tried to see who could successfully transfer the bubbles to completely cover their junk like a crotch space helmet
20. Sex
Hs Basketball game at one of the roughest schools we played against. Walked into the locker room and some dude was banging his gf on the sink. They ran away so fast seeing 15 lanky white dudes storming their moment
