People Are Sharing Pick Up Lines That Are So Bad They’re Funny (20 Posts)

Since the dawn of time the pick-up line has been a dude’s go-to option for breaking the ice with a potential mate. It’s unclear whether anyone can credit their long-lasting happy relationship to a cheesy pick-up line but that has never stopped the development of new, hilariously bad ones.

The folks of Reddit have been sharing some of the so bad they’re good pick-up lines they’ve ever heard.


“My ideal body weight is yours on mine.” –starsinmysoup


“Are you a 0% APR car loan? Because you seem to have no interest and I don’t understand how.” –Ok_Coconut_1773


“Hey gorgeous, wanna go antiquing? Cause I’ve got some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.” –LexSenthur


“Are you sitting on the F5 key cause that ass is refreshing.” –I-like-bagels15


“You remind me of my appendix. You give me this weird feeling inside and I want to take you out.” –kingJoffi


“Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.” –LKAM22


“I’m no weather man but you can be expecting a few inches tonight.” –YaCoolDude


“Before it was Sparknotes there was a website called TheSpark, and it had a twisted and strange sense of humor. One of the things it had was called “Bone Easy:Sex acquisition software”. It was just a word aggregator that blended all the pickup lines together, and with every click you got a new one. My favorite was “Is that a mirror in your anus, because I can really see my forearm there.” –BloodNinja2012


“Wanna go halves on a bastard?” –Twisttheblade


“Has anyone ever told you that you don’t look a thing like Eddie Murphy?” –idiotsarray


“Wanna watch porn in my flat screen mirror?” –Lepurten


“I put the “STD” in “stud” and now all I need is “U” – ntruncata


“Were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.” –Pilowpants


“Are you an exam paper? Because I’m gonna finish early and disappoint my family with the results.” –_jc5264


“Hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I’m trying to find out what an obelisk is through the process of elimination.” –ImpracticallySharp


“You have great hair can I touch it”, then touch her moustache.” –Unusual_Researcher_7


“Damn girl, is your name Lincoln? Because you are causing an uprising down south.” –VictorBlimpmuscle


“Excuse me, I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?” – aDistraction_69


“Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon on the Colorado River, on the border of Nevada and Arizona, constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt?” –walterpsherman


“What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?” –DietEnvironmental696