Ruin My Week
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I’m a lawyer but have had a very limited amount of experience in divorce cases. The first case I ever worked the husband shaved/waxed every single hair off his body in an attempt to avoid a court-mandated drug test.—u/NegligentNeanderthal
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Husband and wife getting divorced. There was a classic car Ferrari, jaguar or something like that that was worth a lot of money. It was a bone of contention in the divorce. After several months the husband finally proposes that he will let her have the car if she gives him the house. She agrees. Come to find out he had been taking the car out everyday and doing loops around the city for hours putting thousands of miles on it making it worth nothing.—u/NO_PRND
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Once had a boss who had to leave his house for 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all the belongings she was legally entitled too. When he returned home every knob and handle was gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything that was screwed onto something and used to open it, she had taken. Every day for the next week he would occasionally yell out “SHE TOOK THE F—KING KNOBS”—u/JortsEnthusiast69
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I was an assistant for a family law practice, not a lawyer. So it was already a disaster of a divorce because the ex husband was a dick. But it got so much worse when the wife started dating someone new with a severe cat allergy like a year after they split up. Her psycho ex bought a cat on his time with the kids, except he’s not allowed pets at his apartment. He sends the kids back to their mom’s house with the cat and all its stuff.
Mom is pissed because she didn’t want a cat at all plus her boyfriend is crazy allergic. She calls us asking what to do because her kids are bawling saying that she can’t get rid of their new “sibling” and she has the cat in the garage. Ex told kids “if mommy loves you, she’ll let you keep the cat since daddy is not allowed cats at his house”.—u/drlitt
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I’m not a divorce lawyer but my parents got divorced about a year ago. My mum didn’t want my dad to show up in court because he would contest and then they’d have to split the assets. She phoned me and told me to put laxatives in his food so he wouldn’t be able to make it there.—u/Tittybean22
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Most malicious thing I know of personally involved a coworker of mine. He was sleeping with a married woman, and ultimately the husband found out she was having an affair. Really ugly divorce ensues, during which they fought over a lot of assets, but the real point of contention was their dog, lovely GSD named Orion. Eventually, husband gets custody of the dog, and in under a month, has the dog put down, just to hurt her back for the affair.—u/ov3rwhelming
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This one hits close to home because it happened between my parents. We had a family “friend” who was a lawyer and my parents agreed that he would be the lawyer for both of them as a mediator. So, as the assets were being divided my dad got absolutely slammed. She was going to get the house, cars, half his retirement, and an insane amount of alimony. To the tune of like $2,500 a month for the rest of her life. My dad has a good job as a municipal employee, but that was probably 70%ish of his paycheck.
Turns out that my mom and the “family friend” actually conspired to rip my dad off and make it seem like that’s what a divorce settlement looks like. And she was going kick back more money under the table after the dust had settled. Dad just didn’t know how these things worked. So, after some convincing he finally went out and got his own lawyer. He got a very fair divorce settlement after that. Mom still to this day can’t understand why we don’t talk to her much.—u/wowitsclayton
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My dad is a divorce attorney. His clients couldn’t decide who would get the Labrador puppy’s from a new litter they just breed. The pups are worth $1000 a pop. Well they also hadn’t been up to date on their payments. So dad brought a litter of 8 floppy puppy’s home as collateral for us to have until they could negotiate the settlement. So much fun for us kids.—u/Rogue_Kat15
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Husband and wife divorce after husband finds out wife is sexting other guys. He goes into a deep depression. They didn’t have much. Lots of debt and two dogs. One was a dog he had had since before the marriage. He got her.
The other dog was only about 3 years old and was bought to keep the older (7 year old) dog company while they worked. Wife demanded that since he got his dog that she got the other. He is depressed and just wants to move on so he agrees. She gets the dog and has it put down the next day. She didn’t want the dog. She just wanted to hurt him.—u/fingawkward
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I see a lot of unsubstantiated accusations of child abuse and or molestation to deteriorate the relationship between dad and the kids. And we’ll hire experts and therapists and there will be an investigation. We’ll have depositions and a trial. And after a year has passed without dad being allowed to see his children and thousands and thousands of dollars have been spent, it will come out that nothing happened. This happens in my practice about once or twice a year. Very common.—u/fendaar
