Ruin My Week
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About 50 years ago when my great uncle was in his early 20s he drove home so drunk that he ran over and killed 2 college students and didn’t even realize it. After his initial incarceration he didn’t know how to function as a free citizen so he keeps getting himself sent back to jail. For example, he got out of jail around a year ago and couldn’t make his first months rent. His solution was to walk to the convenience store, steal a beer, and sit on the curb waiting for the cops to arrive.—u/verygenericusernam3
12.
My stupid ex girlfriend, in an effort to pay back a loan shark, maced the opening manager of a blockbuster and stole the bank deposit bags.
Then, she went and picked up her niece and nephews, all under age 8, and causally drove around with them. She got felony stopped on a major roadway. Her photo was on the “top stories at ten” lead in to that evenings newa. This happened during the NBA Finals that year, I think it was during game 6 or 7, so huge viewing audience.
Oh, she was daily recognized and apprehended because her best friend was store manager of that blockbuster and she was there all the time. And she had dripped off an application the day before.
She spent the next three years in a women’s prison.—u/pedantic_dullard
13.
She Took mlm seriously, invested into it. Lost friends, everyone and money. Simple.—u/knowledge_and_love
14.
I went to a rich high school. After graduating 2 kids went to be camp counselors. One night they got drunk and drove back to the camp. They hit a tree, the passenger died.
The kid driving was from a family worth 8 figures, smart, good enough looking, popular. On his way to a top tier university.
20 years in prison.
The passenger’s family begged for no prison time but the judge said tough sh*t.—u/Joliet_Jake_Blues
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I had an acquaintance who was pretty successful, early 30s, good job, home owner, etc.
His next door neighbors had custody of their niece, a 16 year old cheerleader who was home alone all the time. They struck up a “friendship”.
Need I say more? Actually, yes.
The cops stop him randomly with her in the passenger seat. They ID her since she looks young. Call her guardians, who deny that he has permission to take her anywhere.
Here’s the thing: they had crossed a county line. BOOM, kidnapping charge.
They break him in interrogation and he admits to sex, BOOM, statutory rape charges.
They convince him to unlock his phone, and find her nudes in his inbox. BOOM, child pornography charges.
BOOM goes the cell door.—u/thesoak
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My friend had a full ride scholarship to a university in Georgia and got in with the wrong crowd and ended up going to jail for selling weed and lost her scholarship. She works at dominos now—u/killerrkym
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Less than 24 hours. My ex neighbor’s ex girlfriend went on a racist road rage rant that got filmed. It went viral on Twitter. I remember reading the news article and thinking about her for some reason (she wasn’t named) It wasn’t until months later that I found out it was her
She was fired from her $300,000 a year job next day and immediately started getting death threats. She had to move in with her boyfriend.
She tried getting a job but people would look her up and be like wtf. She spent $10,000 on a reputation defender, changed her name, was shunned by many family and friends. Her boyfriend (who she wanted to marry) broke up with her because he couldn’t stand the months of depression. She ended up leaving the state.—u/bullsh*tfree
18.
“Hey bro watch me slap that girls a**” Last words said by my former friend who slapped a 13 year old girl’s a**. Mind you, he didn’t notice the surveillance camera nor the cop who was walking out of the store. He’s a registered sex offender now.—u/JRuiz52896
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My boss has a saying, you’re only one more drink and one stupid comment away from losing your career.
That being said, I watched a former coworker pull a beanie toward the crown of his head and say, ‘Check it out, I look like Brian’s cock!’
Brian was his uncircumcised subordinate, sitting right across from him. My former co-worker was out of a job within a month, divorced within six, and living on the streets within three years.—u/TinyTimsTummy
20.
Baccarat.
Friends parents died tragically in an auto accident, left him nearly 4 million dollars in their will. He blew it in a year and a half. But hey, at least he got limo rides to the casino comped for the rest of his life.—u/kwonasty
