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Men Share Things Adults Told Them As Kids That Turned Out To Be Wrong (20 Posts)

God, so many things come to mind when I think about things I was told as a child that didn’t actually happen. Alas, I am a woman and not the subject of this AskMen Reddit query from u/Aggressive_Bath_5570. They wondered, “What’s something you were told as a kid that proved to be untrue as you aged?” and we rounded up the best responses from men across the world.

1. Your eyes

If you cross your eyes they’ll get stuck like that…. Still get nervous crossing my eyes as an adult lol

frsrudy

2. Myths

They said I’d never catch the tooth fairy.

bbrasseaux76

3. LOLOLOLOL

“You won’t have a calculator with you at all times”.

Professional-You2968

4. Absurd

If you swallow watermelon Seeds they would grow in your belly. Also gum will stay in your belly for 7yrs

Chevy530

5. Aww!

“You’ll get all the attention from the ladies” Not quite grandma, but thanks I love you too

5thDFS

6. Ouch.

“Looks don’t matter.” The f-ck they don’t.

LEIFey

7. This seemed more for girls

“Ignore them and they’ll go away.” This is not how bullies and assholes work. These people are looking for a soft target to assert dominance. They aren’t looking to get a rise out of you, they’re looking to control/dominate you. If you ignore their efforts you let them know you’re a soft target and they’ll come back for more and more every chance they get.

djc6535

8. They have no idea.

Adults know what’s going on and are properly managing situations.

cwalker239

9. This awful advice

“Do what you love (for a job) and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

Tschudy

10. Bedtime

Mom: It’s literally deadly for a child to stay up past 11pm.

janyybek

11. Never happened

Kind strangers would offer me free drugs.

FreshKittyPowPow

12. Quicksand

That quicksand was going to be a major issue

Smitty_Werbnjagr

13. Fire!

when I was a kid, I thought we’d be stopping, dropping, and rolling a lot more often than we were led to believe.

SupremeElect

14. They were not

That high school years would be the best years of your life. Might be true for 10% of the population.

Mysterious-Berry-245

15. Dad knew nothing

My dad wasn’t all knowing. In fact, he confessed that probably half the shit he told me he made up just to get me to stop asking questions.

rockylafayette

16. Cops!

That I could get us in trouble with the police for having a dome light on while driving at night.

TastySuccotash3128

17. Soda

My soccer coach told 12 year old me that soda would stunt my growth. I still don’t drink soda at age 30.

AFather811

18. They were wrong

“cracking your knuckles will cause arthritis” like fuck it will

ballyfast

19. School

Your employer will care that you repeated a school year.

Young_Hxppxe

20. Alas.

Work hard and you will move up the corporate ladder.

Ch0pp0l