Kate Hackett
Okay, so … this is kind of a weird one.
Redditor u/kellogg888 asked:
“People who don’t sleep naked, why?”
And it tore through upvotes. People really want to know! Let’s go ahead and read through the best answers.
And for the record: you sleep how you wanna sleep. S’all good.
1. Period Blood
Period blood is easier to wash out of pyjamas than sheets.
2. Gotta be ready!
I live in a block of about 100 people each with different sleep patterns. If someone burns toast at 02:00 i want to be prepared for when that fire alarm goes off
3. Kids
Nothing like running into a kid room to make the “hand bucket” to catch vomit.
I can’t sleep naked at all because of kids. You never know when you need to be up and running, literally running.
4. Sweat
If I have skin touching skin, it sweats a lot.
5. It’s cold!
Mine is a cold and bleak country.
6. Pets
I don’t want my dog to be nosing at my cooter or my tooter.
7. Drunk neighbor
I slept naked for a long time and I was always waking up hot or cold. Pajamas fixed the issue. There was also that time a drunk neighbor broke in and took the blankets off me and tried to kiss me.
8. Oh LORD
Used to sleep naked until my cat chomped on a ball. Very rude awakening. No damage but now boxer briefs keep the dangly bits from dangling in my sleep.
9. The perfect answer
Wearing pyjamas at night make waking up to a lazy day in pyjamas infinitely more likely.
10. Temperature
It’s just too cold to sleep naked most nights. If I’m in a humid place without a fan or AC, then I don’t want to be sticky all over my bed and then have to change the sheets more often.
11. Emergency
What if a there’s an earthquake in the middle of night and i have to run.
12. Too exposed
It makes me feel too vulnerable. Even though I’m totally safe, I just feel too exposed.
13. Not comfy
It doesn’t feel right to sleep naked, it makes me uncomfortable. I’ve always slept with clothes on.
14. Touching
I don’t want my thighs touching.
15. Too much laundry!
My nightwear gets washed more often than the sheets, if I sleep nekkid I have to wash the sheets more often. Also my pajamas are softer and more comfortable against my skin than the sheets. Maybe you can afford silk sheets OP, but I can’t.
16. Keep it contained
I dont wanna twist my balls around in my sleep. Boxers kinda keep that area nice and packed away.
17. Sheets
Because the vagina is an amazing self cleaning engine, and when she changes her own oil, my sheets don’t want to cosplay a garage floor.
18. Lady of LUXURY
My boobs like to be cosy at night, and I like wearing silky jammies so that I can wriggle around and create tiny electric sparks in the sheets.
Plus is makes me feel like a lady of luxury.
