Lindsay
We can always trust the Redditors of r/AskReddit to come up with some of the wildest inquiries. This time involves Pornhub and siblings.
This week, Redditor LammyKun dropped a nsfw bomb in the subreddit, presenting the following scenario:
“You just found your sibling while scrolling through Pornhub. What is your first course of action?”
OH BOY, HERE WE GO.
Apparently, a lot of Redditors have a response to this, because the post received 8,500 comments within two days.
Below are 20 of the… best?
1. Heh.
“Heh”.
*scroll *scroll *scroll.
2. The good ol’ Friends reference
Looks at title and says “hey, that’s not me!”
3. Retirement porn
Cheer her on cause she’s in her early 70s
4. The short straw
Figure out which one of us drew the genetic short straw
5. Logistics
Sit there and wonder how long it took them to get her out of her wheelchair
6. A 9.0, not quite a 10.0
Judge their performance
7. Already saw it
Had this happen, kept scrolling, no need to watch something i filmed again.
8. A family of entrepreneurs
Support the family business
9. LIKE!
Smash that like button!
10. Slip it into convos
I would start using their dialogues in videos in day to day conversation and pretend that i don’t know about their career, would be fun to watch them in anxiety
11. Fire up the group chat
Double the damage, text it to the family groupchat
12. Uh… mom?
Ask my mom since when have I had a fuckin sibling
13. Is sis ok?
Go check on her cause she’s probably stuck.
14. Clichés abound
Hey step-sis, it’s laundry time!
15. Do exactly what OP did
post a question on ask reddit about what I should do as my first course of action
16. Buy cleaning solution
Bleach. In my eyes.
17. Do what???
Jack off I need that post nut cla….. wait a min…
18. Umm… this is… not legal
Mine is 7. Who do I call?
19. pfft
i would fart
20. In the name of the father, son and holy spirit
Scream. Throw my phone across the room and get baptized.
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