Hannah Riley
Anyone who has been on dating sites has inevitably seen some really bad dating profiles. They’re everywhere and it makes you think, “have you gotten any matches with this method?”
Why on Earth do these people think they can have demands that are so intense? Did they forget to mention in their bio that they’re royalty? Good for you guys for believing in yourself, but at what point does someone have too much self confidence?
I hope they figure this mess out soon.
1. “Who is going to be her lucky guy?”
2. “One hour of texting = Home Delivery?”
3. “Sorry, chivalry is dead”
4. “Sounds like a dreamy guy to date…”
5. “Love the double standards.”
6. “My favorite city to visit Due By”
7. “What does she bring to the table besides her amazing personality?”
8. “This girl stood me up the first time and got annoyed when I refused to pick her up the second time”
9. “This person is homeless with three kids and making demands on a dating app.”
10. “This ones a flat earther as well”
11. “Dead end dating profile (F) asks me (M) for ride at 2:07am, I’m not that desperate.”
12. “You know he’s broke”
13. “How is someone this picky”
14. “Went on a few dates with this girl where I paid for everything. She was upset I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date”
15. “Written on a classroom whiteboard”
16. “Tired of spending my own money”
17. “Anything else to add onto the list?”
18. “Finally found the most toxic dating profile to date”
19. “You’d have to take out a small loan to date her.”
20. “Another guy looking for a gf”
21. “Can’t imagine how he’s still single”
22. ‘Woman off a dating site who identified herself as “not a sugar baby”‘
