16. Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo.
19. My wife has had this photo frame hanging on the wall for too long without any pictures in it. Tonight, after she went to sleep, I decided to take this matter into my own hands…I’ll let you know tomorrow if I’m still married.
24. 10 yrs ago went to a party dressed as myself 10 yrs in the future. Nobody realized it was a costume & they avoided me all night. Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.
31. My fiancé and I had our ultrasound on 5/5 but because of the quarantine we couldn’t celebrate. So I made this. She did not find it as humorous as I did.
33. The house was way too quiet for a little while yesterday while the foster kittens were out having playtime and my boyfriend was supposed to be watching them. I walked into the living room and found everyone like this:
41. My now wife, now mother of my children, when we first met she was over me playing MW3 so much so I bought her a T shirt for X-mas, Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game Tee every year much to her delight!
44. Wife said I was too fat to be a sexy fireman & I should be a firetruck. Jokes on her, now she has to go trick-or-treating with me while the flashing lights on my costume give the neighborhood children seizures
48. Wife and I are out of work during the shut down and she was beginning to drive me a little crazy. I installed the Sims on her laptop and I’m on my 3rd day of total freedom.