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20. The secret shopper wife.
I’m in Target right now and I just overhead a woman tell her daughter, “Come on baby. Daddy will be home around 8:30 and we have to beat him there to hide all the clothes we are buying.” I 110% think I just saw a glimpse of my future
— Lexi Stover (@L_Stovee) April 6, 2018
21. The woman who’s not afraid to ask for some TLC when she needs it.
my mom was mad bc my dad wasn’t “giving her attention” so she lit a paper on fire & held it to the smoke alarm 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/ehPCN41Axp
— sandy (@sandy_manzy) October 25, 2016
22. The wife who never passes up a chance to make a “That’s what she said” joke.
Judge: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.
Wife from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG.
Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife— ibid (@ibid78) December 23, 2014
23. The woman who saves the important questions for bedtime.
Me: exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep
My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 4, 2018
24. The wife who is honestly not here for your crap.
if you want a wife that will cook and clean for you then that’s not me. BUT if you want a wife who will support and love you unconditionally then again, that’s not me. i don’t like you
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) August 5, 2018
25. The woman who will hold onto that grudge like she’s clinging on to a rope dangling from a cliff.
Sitting beside an old couple in the train and overheard the Wife saying “Go back to your ex then” and the Husband replied saying “ we have been married for 40years now. Can you drop it already?” HAHAHAH THATS ME AS A WIFE
— sangeetha 🌻 (@sangsss_) August 1, 2018
H/T BuzzFeed