31.
It’s that time of year, arguing with my husband over the ceiling fan speed.
I like “light breeze.” He prefers “F4 tornado.”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 29, 2018
32.
*asks grocery store manager to write a note telling my wife that I looked everywhere but couldn’t find the ice cream she wanted*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 22, 2018
33.
WIFE: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
ME: {drinking toast} Why?
— Consider John Frazzled (@FrazzleMyGimp) May 18, 2018
34.
My husband’s out there mansplaining something to his mom, and she has her eyes closed and is obviously taking a little nap, and I envy that.
— ‘Tica (@VinoTica) April 29, 2018
35.
Dating: You’re perfect. You can do no wrong.
Marriage: That is not where the spoons go you idiot
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) May 6, 2018