Aimeé
11.
Before our dinner had even come out, he informed me that he finds vaginas “offputting” and prefers not to touch them with his mouth or hands
— Jess the Prequel 🐾Cougar on the Prowl 😏🐾 (@JessthePrequel) April 21, 2020
12.
1/Guy picks me up takes me to Greek restaurant Astoria, NYC. We got stoned 1st & he didn’t eat all day so low blood sugar. Got seated at table & he fainted on floor. They propped him up/gave him OJ, then he fainted again,smacked his head on floor they dragged him to side of room.
— Christine Clair (@christinem1059) April 22, 2020
13.
I hadn’t been out of the house in over a year. Met online, then met for coffee. They talked about every ex they had ever had. The. Entire. Time.
— Tawsha Wilson (@WilsonTawsha) April 21, 2020
14.
Thought I was going to the movies with a high school bud, turns out he thought it was a date.
— Girlzen Gittars (@DukeLemoyne) April 21, 2020
15.
I went to dinner with a really nice girl who hasn’t spoken to me since because I got TRASHED and passed out in her den.
— henchwanker (@henchbeaver) April 21, 2020
16.
Drove to pick her up- found out she was a LOT younger (20) than she said (26) and didnt have a car. At the restaurant, I told her I really had an issue with her lying about her age and she screamed “why do you always do this?!”. We had met like, an hour before.
There was no 2nd
— Name Cannot Be Blank (@Sir_Meh_The_1st) April 21, 2020
17.
Met online. He takes me to a high-end restaurant. He takes over all the ordering, apps,mains, deserts, best wines, after diner special coffees, I thought things were going great,excuses himself to use restroom. Never returns. I got stuck with a BIG bill.
— The HK.🇨🇦 (@scotiagirl01) April 22, 2020
18.
He gave me this book as a gift, and I honestly thought I was going to end up at the bottom of a well in a basement. pic.twitter.com/WC4H6EhG2G
— 👩🏼🎤BeckyAF (@Suuper_Cute) April 22, 2020
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I have one where I was probably strangest date. Guy takes me to fancy NYC restaurant & I was dressed in sexy side zip Marilyn Monroe sheath dress. He ordered caviar that had lots of salt. I drank a ton of water really fast & blew up & had to unzip my dress & my body poured out.
— Christine Clair (@christinem1059) April 22, 2020
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I got food poisoning. She didn’t know what to do so she brought me to her place. Then her husband, a cop, came home.
— Stay At Home Zombie (@DearZombieDiary) April 22, 2020
