Literally Just 19 Funny Tweets About Spirit Halloween

Helloooooo, Spooky Season!

I’ve waited all damn summer for the world to start cooling down and the leaves to start changing and it’s HERE. I’m excited.

And so are these 19 perfectly hysterical tweets about Spirit Halloween, which pops up in empty storefronts around the nation around this time. Get ready!

1. Changing

2. Waiting

3. Feel

4. Time to decorate

5. They coming

6. BOOM

Spirit Halloween stores taking over abandoned office supply and home decor stores this weekpic.twitter.com/zZwXrTxJ0S

— GO VAX YOURSELF (@mistercodester) August 9, 2019

7. Lurking

8. That’s how they start

9. I’m Here now

10. No one even goes to department stores though

Spirit Halloween has a permanent place in my heart pic.twitter.com/ayQz57sYup

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 7, 2021

11. Done

after i die turn my body into a spirit halloween

— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) August 12, 2021

12. Happiness

me: 🙁

spirit halloween:

* * . ⛓️ * . * 👻 . *
. ☠️ * . * . 👺 .
* * . * 🕯️ *. *. .🦴 *. .
🎃 *. * * . *. * .
. 👹 * . * . .🤡 *. .

me: 🙂

— coll (@colliscool) September 26, 2019

13. Why dip, y’all

Spirit Halloween really could Bed Bath and Beyond for alt people but they wanna fuck around and dip after 2 months

— {ELi} (@EightGreatDanes) September 7, 2021

14. RIP, me

they paved paradise and put up a spirit halloween

— ⍰ ⍰ ⍰ Ebbott-Burg (@sooo_so_mean) August 19, 2019

15. Gay joy

gays walking out of Spirit Halloween after buying a mask that they’re gonna pair with a harness pic.twitter.com/tV2Y2KxgS4

— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) October 25, 2019

16. Ghosts of stores past

This Spirit Halloween used to be a video rental store, check out that ‘quik drop’ box! 📼 pic.twitter.com/NCU3SUMfDu

— Jayme K (@brainexploderrr) September 12, 2021

17. Fast fashion

spirit halloween is “fast fashion” to me

— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) September 12, 2021

18. Venn Diagram

Mariah Carrey Spirit Halloween

🤝
Surviving off 1.5 months
of revenue annually

— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) December 2, 2020

19. Get in

get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween pic.twitter.com/t8KooNh5aa

— rad dad (@ohemgeeijizzed) September 6, 2021