Thanks to the pandemic, July 2020 felt approximately three years long.
But thanks to Netflix, air-conditioning, and alcohol, those of us who survived COVID-19 got through it OK.
It also helped if you had friends who are either witty, crazy, or deranged to send you a steady stream of entertaining text messages. If you don’t have friends like that here are some examples of funny texts scraped from the intestinal walls of the internet for your enjoyment.