There are very few things quite as persistently annoying as spam and scam texts. Like, we all know what you’re doing. The only people you’re going to be effectively able to target at this point are The Olds or the very, very Dumbs.
And that’s no way to conduct business.
So if they get a little f*d with? Oh, it’s so satisfying.
1. Puppies!
2. Pizza time.
3. Nice try
4. 18th Century Payment
5. He waited
6. The URL…
7. Really though
8. It’s a group chat
9. Where?
10. Limited
