17 Text Message Comebacks That Might Make You Wanna Slow Clap

Texting a perfect zinger can be so satisfying, can’t it?

Especially if you do it quickly and hit that ideal-timing spot. Just deserves a chef’s kiss it feels so good. And the text message really lends itself to these quick, witty clap-backs. We rounded up some of the best text-based comebacks from Reddit’s clevercomebacks sub and spent the entire time delivering that slow clap because man, these are great.

1. Even.

u/lxca34/

2. Your dad does

u/Posedsky506/

3. Jokes!

u/MoeHockey24/

4. Pigs are not dirty

u/IsMathScience_/

5. Wow, mom!

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6. “Copy Credit Meals” is stupid

u/blAviken14/

7. What a lunatic

u/cumdaddy01/

8. Antonym Rolls

u/binstedk/

9. Side Chicks

u/yesthisiskyle/

11.

12. Wifi?

13. But I Do!

14. Mic Drop

15. Insulted everyone!

16. Love ya!

17. Address not found.