Lock. Up. Your. Edibles.
As marijuana and marijuana-infused products people more widely legal and more widely available this should be the mantra we repeat to ourselves three times every morning.
Not everyone can handle the ganja and if you don’t lock up your bud someone might even scarf it accidentally, which is exactly what happened to one young woman’s 12-year-old brother.
@Rachetmulan shared the story on Twitter.
OMG YALL MY TWELVE YEAR OLD BROTHER ATE MY EDIBLES pic.twitter.com/bj5sc3FjSs
— buddha’s belly (@ratchetmulan_) October 14, 2020
By way of explanation, she shared the panicked texts her brother exchanged with her throughout the incident.
Like a good older sister she both chastised her little bro and reassured him that he wasn’t going to die despite eating three of her edibles and ingesting lord knows how much weed.
Online onlookers were quick to chime in with comments both helpful and not.
1.
He’s bout to fly rn
— juice (@2neatjuice) October 14, 2020
2.
“ is there a cure?”
— Yvonne✨ (@yvonne_kimm) October 15, 2020
3.
Bro was fearing for his life
— (@KxngLenny_) October 14, 2020
4.
got home like pic.twitter.com/jQuIWQIu8h
— Whoredan R a y (@jordanrayTrev) October 15, 2020
5.
Your brother rn pic.twitter.com/pFandTgg7B
— King Dart (@TheKingDart) October 15, 2020
6.
Why would u leave ur edibles out in the open if u know damn well kids are addicts to candy hell they would even eat a tide pod
— Car (@ThatMythicalHy) October 15, 2020
7.
Everyone’s getting all mad yet she said she didn’t give it to him. If it was my little brother or sister Ik they would’ve been in my room looking through my shiz and be like “oooo candy” and not think twice about stealing it lmao. He now knows better lesson learned.
— carls ✨ (@CarbieQ) October 15, 2020
8.
y’all really mad at sis like she openly left it out. but having younger siblings is literally hiding your stuff to the best ability, and them still somehow able to find it when you’re not there to stop them lol. not blaming the kid but y’all acting like she fed him the candy.
— MEGAMI (@cdxli) October 15, 2020
9.
‘was there anything in the candy u gave me’ pic.twitter.com/wy47jqDK23
— ⚰️ asda ⚰️ (@iFlirtWithBagel) October 15, 2020
10.
Naw he’s 12 he should’ve know not to just eat your stuff, now he moving like this pic.twitter.com/PcQG2DdLfU
— FP (@Boy2breezy) October 15, 2020