Lex
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“Girls aren’t supposed to curse”
First of all, fuck you
— First of all (@ayfirstofall) October 17, 2017
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Other people: gosh darn it
Me: God fucking fuck ass shit damn cockwaffles— Christina Novelli (@MissCNovelli) February 24, 2017
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Why i curse so much pic.twitter.com/XLvVzynsxT
— bryan gibbs (@GibbsFilm) July 16, 2013
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https://twitter.com/Moi_RaRa/status/305719644289916928
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I don't have a swear jar, I have a swear cooler. pic.twitter.com/jDhLmSn9sH
— ★Griffin Hawkins★ (@WhammehBar) January 15, 2017
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me: i really need to stop swearing
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil
— cam (@StaySafeCxS) January 2, 2015
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https://twitter.com/sillysarahmay/status/919028016877133824
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https://twitter.com/OhEmmeG/status/943876799221596160
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Friday is my second favorite F word
— go crazy it's stay c (@stacehirsh) September 29, 2017
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Dear Apple,
No one uses the word “ducking”. No one.
Thank you!
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) October 22, 2017
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Friend: Do you have to swear so much?
Me: Do you have to breathe in and out?— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 24, 2017
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Them: "cursing is not cute"
Me: " BITCH I don't give a FUCK 😊😊😊— Kia 🧚♀️ (@Kia__xoxo) September 5, 2016
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Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch.
— J (@JAYVERSACE) January 22, 2015
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You may very well be a piece of shit, but you’re my piece of shit and I’ll always have your back.
— gⓗⓓ (@GingerHotDish) December 3, 2017
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Preschool teacher: Your daughter said a bad word in class.
Me: Where the fuck did she learn that?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2015
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I guess "Peace out, bitches!" wasn't an appropriate way to leave the PTA meeting.
I know this now.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2017
