Lex
16.
Me: *sings along to radio*
3yo: why don't you let it sing all by itself?— Melissa McCartney (@ToastyGiraffe) November 26, 2016
17.
Me: "Did you realize I'm the best dad in the house?"
My 13 yr-old: "Yeah, but you're also the worst dad in the house."
— Stuff My Kids Say (@StuffMyKidsSay3) May 7, 2017
18.
7yo: Why can't I have coffee?
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are
7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) August 13, 2016
19.
https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/691087077207715844
20.
https://twitter.com/TheGladStork/status/771148283452489729
21.
https://twitter.com/House_Feminist/status/738840755708563458
h/t: Bored Panda
