Hollywood’s biggest night marked a lot of firsts. It was the first Academy Awards show to go hostless in two decades. It marked Spike Lee’s long-deserved first Oscar win. It was the first time Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performed Shallow as themselves, and it was so sensual that Spice Girl Mel B got pissed over it on behalf of Cooper’s supermodel wife.
Also, Billy Porter’s tuxedo-gown. JUST…WOW.
Anyway, here are 22 of the funniest jokes about everything that happened at the 2019 Academy Awards.
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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1099840111296954369
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The gays when Gaga loses Best Actress https://t.co/nfrMloQCgk
— horace (@trashygaytweets) February 24, 2019
3.
LADY GAGA WILL EGOT
EMMY
GRAMMY
OSCAR
TFUCK BRADLEY COOPER— Aaron Eisenberg (@Eisentweet) February 25, 2019
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Who wore it better? #SpikeLee or Waluigi #Oscars #Oscars2019 pic.twitter.com/Vbhccx7tgf
— Aron (@withonea) February 25, 2019
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me at home judging #Oscars outfits : pic.twitter.com/iESMrqdjLs
— eli (@gomezsglowing) February 24, 2019
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Green Book thinks you’re so articulate https://t.co/Z3L3ytCF20
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 25, 2019
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Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz, and Amy Adams if they win Actress in a Supporting Role tonight. pic.twitter.com/BGM4OkWi6A
— omri (@Omri_Rawrlan) February 24, 2019
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#Oscars pic.twitter.com/4lHLeguZti
— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) February 25, 2019
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This is my ringtone https://t.co/VZP4a3xT8r
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ira/status/1099794990761271296
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https://twitter.com/lillseb/status/1099851626808958976
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TOM HOLLAND AT THE RED CARPET 😍😍 #Oscars pic.twitter.com/ClMDYptJY4
— SB CXISXU (@cxisxu) February 24, 2019
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I have only two moods #Oscars pic.twitter.com/YJs49zQRbg
— God Damn (@AyukhbaM) February 25, 2019
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I know Bradley Cooper is married, but as Al*cia K*ys has shown us, sometimes your soul mate is somebody else’s husband. pic.twitter.com/QEcum45EFm
— Evette Dionne 🤷🏾♀️ (@freeblackgirl) February 25, 2019
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ANNE 😂 pic.twitter.com/66wd8hCLy3
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 24, 2019
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https://twitter.com/e_alexjung/status/1099883356060352512
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https://twitter.com/peeanofreek/status/1099732797143474176
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https://twitter.com/ira/status/1099885809748996097
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https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1099870080823947264
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Love the editing in Bohemian Rhapsody pic.twitter.com/UiZOlUcaDa
— Kylie Harrington (@kylieisntfunny) February 25, 2019
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My sources say if you fave a tweet with the hashtag #Oscars, the heart turns into a gold star. I take no pleasure in reporting this.
— Louis “All Is Calm, All Is Bright”-zman (@LouisPeitzman) February 24, 2019
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Turning up to your ex’s funeral like… #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Y9qATOpi79
— TK-421 (@Andy_Dee8) February 24, 2019
h/t BuzzFeed