Masha
I’ve never understood why vegans catch so much flak.
It’s not as as though they push their diet on others any more than those people who are, like, really into bacon (a far more befuddling and all-around harmful) or people who do CrossFit (ditto) or whatever.
All vegans want is to not contribute to the rapid demise of our environment or to cause suffering to other fellow creatures. That, and to eat all the buffalo cauliflower bites.
Which is why only vegans are permitted to laugh at the following 24 tweets.
1.
https://twitter.com/peachxrach/status/1019197702092066816
2.
me when the restaurant has more than one vegan option https://t.co/QCqgPOHK9E
— emily (@emiewi) September 26, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/Joe_Fries/status/962455986362560513
4.
https://twitter.com/emjdv/status/919947338034155528
5.
https://twitter.com/tofumuse/status/1022445141863407616
6.
ppl: I'll never understand why ppl go vegan
vegan: there are plenty reasons like ethics &
ppl: we may never know
vegan: clima
ppl: never
— spiritual rat (@theveganqueen) April 29, 2017
7.
https://twitter.com/BeccaBailey9/status/978303605898870784
8.
Me: I’m vegan
Y’all: okay then miss vegan ass, what would you do if you were on an island with no trees, no vegetation, no other people, no boat, no candles, no clothes, no teeth, no knees, no sunscreen, no flu shot, no sand, no island, no sea salt, no shade, no water, no eyes, n— ♡☁ONE FOOT IN THE STREET☁️♡ (@Syvanndra) July 10, 2018
9.
“I’ve never had vegan food”
Me: damn not even a french fry?
— Evan (@evanjmez) August 16, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/viviunuu/status/986097769197834240
11.
https://twitter.com/catkelc/status/1044295259960807425
12.
https://twitter.com/collinrenfro/status/999693887710023681
13.
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/675791286784401408
14.
https://twitter.com/Colak/status/676415399995551744
15.
https://twitter.com/mitchwelling/status/676591503922212864
16.
[RUNS THRU AIRPORT TO STOP GIRL FROM GETTING ON PLANE]
Me: Wait, I have to tell you something!
Her: Oh wow! I knew you lov-
Me: I'M VEGAN
— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) December 7, 2015
17.
[getting stabbed]
"I'm a vegan"
— MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) December 6, 2015
18.
MINISTER: Do you take this man to be your husband?
BRIDE: I do
MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
VEGAN GROOM: I’m a vegan— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) September 7, 2015
19.
[gets abducted by aliens]
"can we stop for coffee?"— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 30, 2015
20.
Reporter: How do you feel about all this?
Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan. pic.twitter.com/kclqJ3AsjG— orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) October 15, 2015
21.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it.— Dean Burnett (@garwboy everywhere else too) (@garwboy) December 6, 2015
22.
*someone starts having a heart attack*
person: is anyone here a doctor??
vegan: im a vegan
— george w kush (@yungshoelace) April 20, 2015
23.
As a vegan my favorite past times include eating twigs and leaves, rolling around in dirt instead of showering & performing human sacrifices
— Mary (@heymaryx) December 10, 2015
24.
https://twitter.com/betakittty/status/675788438835085312
