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Author Jaya Saxena asked people to share their “most accurate celebrity sighting” on Twitter last week, after sharing her own: “Mine’s a tie between Sam Rockwell with an armful of DVDs in Mondo Kim’s and Richard Kind looking haggard on the M15.”
Saxena has since deleted the thread, citing “Lol 😈” as the reason, but we’ve been able to salvage some of the replies from subsequent tweets, as well as this BuzzFeed post (thanks, everyone. It really does take a village.)
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Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor waiting in line for the bathroom at a Springsteen concert
— natalie (@natalieayay) February 28, 2019
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Tom Hanks saying “No more Power Rangers!” to his son in a Pacific Palisades toy store.
— Chris Dudas (@dudezilla) February 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/lizzieohreally/status/1101142949835034626
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https://twitter.com/EmilyABroderick/status/1101132098314870789
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Mine is also Tracy Morgan: driving a red Maserati very slowly around the Meatpacking District, playing (and singing) Roxxxxxxxaaaaane by The Police at full tilt.
— Jess Scully (@jessaroo) February 28, 2019
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Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss shopping in that British grocery store in the West Village with the gate drawn shut, and just laughing.
— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) March 1, 2019
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Served David Byrne at a college bar; he wanted coffee and two aspirin, and asked if the tv volume could be increased so he could hear the documentary on African drumming
— jameslileks.substack.com (@Lileks) March 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/george_clinton/status/1101264531228045313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Fpeople-are-sharing-their-most-accurate-celebrity-sighting
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Adam Driver being sweet to a little boy at a Hudson News in 2017. The kid tried to get his dad’s attention for a while before he wandered over and yelled, “You’re KYLO REN.” Driver knelt down, shook his hand and said, “I’m on a mission from Snoke, so you can call me Adam.”
— precious little lizard (@mcterzakis) February 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/corieskolnick/status/1101389917035196416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Fpeople-are-sharing-their-most-accurate-celebrity-sighting
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NYC Starbucks, 12 years ago, my 1 yr old laughing uncontrollably. Turn around and Robin Williams under a hoodie is making goofy faces at him.
— #TheBeginningIsNear (@mapninja) February 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/GraceFacesPlace/status/1101135431486312454
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https://twitter.com/hels/status/1101259627294011397
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Micheal Stipe in a small West Villiage cafe asking for “unpronounceable Jewish cookies.” I turned to him and in my most phlegmy voice said, ”they’re pronounced Rugelaccccchhhh.”
— marion (@marionrose) February 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/AdriannaMvv/status/1101366758173159425
h/t BuzzFeed
