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Anti-Matt Tweets Because You Know What You Did, Matt (15 Tweets)

I went to high school with a guy named Matt. He got kicked out for taking horse tranquilizers, but in the months before that Matt was a real dick to everyone. I think he set the tone for all of the other Matts I’d meet in life. If your name is Matt and this offends you, of course it does. That’s such a Matt reaction to have.

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