This Girlfriend Is Tweeting All The Hilariously Insane Things Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep

When your partner says they heard you talking in your sleep, everyone’s first thought is usually “Oh, shit, did I reveal any deep, dark secrets?”

Luckily, the majority of the time sleep talking is pure gibberish, so most of us can rest easy.

Not so much for a Kansas couple and his girlfriend, Twitter user @Sleep_Sayings, who meticulously chronicles the weird things her boyfriend mutters while catching Zs.

From the smell of eyeballs to the duck who stole the remote control to believing he’s Jon Snow, @Sleep_Sayings has shared some pretty hilarious tweets during the course of their relationship, racking up almost 21K followers while doing so.

Here are some of the choicest of sleep quotes…

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https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/766833199909437440

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