‘Got Toddlered’ Instagram Account Shows Just How Fast Life Hits New Parents

The terrible twos…The thunderous threes…The fearsome fours…

OK I made some of those up but there’s a reason that the transition of a child from baby to toddler is spoken about in such a foreboding way. It’s often a difficult transition, full of screaming, crying, wrestling, explaining and a lot of cleaning. It’s a tricky problem but a relatable one, so naturally now it has an Instagram account.

The account Got Toddlered documents what life is like before and after toddlers. (Hint: Partying shrivels up into a ball and dies.)

Check out some of the most terrifying transformations below. And then go buy some condoms.

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