Have Kids They Said, It’ll Be “Fun” They Said (35 Pics)

Ah, kids.

They do and say some darned weird stuff sometimes and it’s so hard not to either a) be totally shocked or b) dissolve into a fit of laughter.

I’m sure there’s some reward at the end of the kid rainbow (I’m childless so… I do not know it) but for now, check out some of the most ridiculous things kids have said and try not to have a small heart attack through it.

1. What a worthwhile way to spend 800000 hours because typing on this is murder

2. Totally tangled

3. Not cool!

4. Poor kid

5. I know the feeling

6. What a weirdo!

7. Oh no, ghosts

8. RUN– oh wait, nvm

9. Clever!

10. Major blow out

11. Waffles!

3 for 1 Special
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12. Thoughtful teaching moment

My kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed a simm key the day before.
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13. Zoom classes

shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER”

— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) October 22, 2020

14. Thanks, kid

Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) August 22, 2020

15. Mystery solved!

If it fits, it goes in the drain
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16. Coke?

https://twitter.com/someboysmother/status/1225442215410819074

17. Brutal

My 7 year old: *staring at my face*

Me: What is it, sweetie?

My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too?

Kids are delightful.

— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) February 9, 2021

18. Farts

Kid buys farts from amazon
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19. EWWWWW

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20. 21. Gotta go, ya gotta go!

Play Like Nobody's Watching.
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22. Mouse butts

Great… my 3 year old saw me pull a tampon out & now she’s going around saying mommy had a mouse in her butt

— virgo mami (@callmevirgomami) March 8, 2020

23. Awww

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24. It’s an important question!

https://twitter.com/russshanahan/status/1370504387043418116

25. Big Jim

My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.

— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) January 5, 2022

26. Riveting

End of story.
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27. Whiplash

That went downhill fast…..
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28. Imagine

https://twitter.com/Tobi_Is_Fab/status/1471113483966156803?s=20&t=VlY3iapb5zkgVP7AnCu42w

29. No thanks, hot dogs!

I just smoked an 8-pound pork butt for nine hours because my kids said they’d eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn’t sum up parenting I don’t know what does.

— Tom VanHaaren (@TomVH) May 31, 2021

30. Ask a question…

Counting to 1 million…
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31. This one is so gross

Legend-airy
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32. A mob boss in the making

What? The Tooth Fairy is made out of money now?
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33. Bye!

We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote “I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty”.

$400 – see yeah! pic.twitter.com/TBsP3laC3p

— Jesse Modz (@jessemodz) January 2, 2020

34. Kids are amazing

My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.

— Abra Barbier (@BarbierAbra) August 2, 2019

35. Wrong.

My 3 yr old insisted on making me breakfast
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