16 Of The Best Responses To M&M's Weird New 'Progressive' Changes

In case you missed it yesterday, M&Ms parent company Mars has redesigned their candy “for a more dynamic, progressive world.”

Uh, okay.

I guess they didn’t realize we all knew they were fake CGI candy? Because Mars followed up with this gem: “Green will embrace confidence and a new pair of kicks, Red will tone down the bossiness, Orange will acknowledge his anxiety and more.”

Like, what?

The internet had some RESPONSES to the news.

1. An excellent question.

2. Love it

3. Hang in there.

4. Rent

5. Yikes

6. Thank god

7. We pick the dumbest things to win

8. Phew

9. As it is written.

10. Fresh Air on NPR

https://twitter.com/titonka/status/1484260401328054273?s=20

11. Nightmarish

https://twitter.com/NCC_420/status/1484273622076346371?s=20

12. We all feel for Green’s boot loss

wow, green m&m really was really so powerful they had to deyassify her…meanwhile brown m&m gets a sensible heel because she’s a girlboss? when will the hypocrisy end pic.twitter.com/LTJIZZrbel

— clubchow (@kevinchowder) January 20, 2022

13. RIP Green

https://twitter.com/cuidate_mijita/status/1484223684265095171?s=20

14. We all loved her boots

RIP to queer femme icon the green m&m. You would have loved Che Diaz against your better judgement

— gabrielle korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) January 20, 2022

15. See? Unanimous!

Taking away the Green M&M’s go-go boots is an attack on baddies everywhere pic.twitter.com/ETtjFS5wu5

— Charles PM (@CharlesPulliam) January 20, 2022

16. Tinder bios everywhere are at risk

https://twitter.com/Tori_Bedford/status/1484260971334012931?s=20