I did once sit through a funeral service for the wrong person, only realised when we went for the meal (which was delicious) 🤣🤣🤣 Someone said ‘and how did you meet Michael’ I then realised I’d gone to the wrong church
— Lily 🤗 🧘♀️ 🌻🌳 (@beetlebad) August 26, 2019
My sister was making a peanut butter sandwich when she quickly needed to change my nephew’s diaper. While
changing the diaper she saw some peanut butter on her arm and licked it off. It wasn’t peanut butter.
— :)*+ !! *Broke boi* !! 🦋 (@MvanoManyi) August 26, 2019
Working in Shanghai, and my interns were buzzing that everyone in our building was saying Will Smith was in the eBay offices next door. I was losing my shit with them, cuz hey WILL SMITH… my manager walked over to me and said… you know they’re talking about you right? pic.twitter.com/xms4gPrJFM
— Andrew McCaskill (@DrewMcCaskill) August 26, 2019
I was once out for dinner with a couple of friends. Bread rolls came first, with triangles of cheese in a small bowl. I ate one triangle… and then another. I said to my friends the cheese tasted weird and asked what type it was. That’s the butter, they told me.
— Rob Jones (@FlamingBobby) August 25, 2019
When I was seven, I found what I thought was a chewing nut (misshapen lump of toffee coated in chocolate) on the stairs. I ate it, but unfortunately it was a lump of poo from my sister’s nappy, which I’d just carried up to the bathroom.
— FurnessGirl (@FurnessGirl) August 26, 2019
Seven years ago I got into a taxi and asked to be dropped off three miles away. At the end of the journey when I went to pay, I realised it was not a taxi. I’m still cringing.
— Sinead Hensey (@Sinead_Hen) August 25, 2019
Same. I’m pretty sure I carjacked a nice old lady one morning, taking what i thought was my lyft to work. I noticed she was extremely nervous and asked where we were headed, how to get there etc. Thought she was new. When I got to work I noticed the ride had been cancelled.
— Eunartha Bossamy (@eunarthabossamy) August 26, 2019
I have 3 kids. At a birthday party I was wearing a very long skirt and felt a child hiding up inside it. Assumed it was my annoying toddler. It wasn’t. Someone else’s child had been up my skirt, dribbling on my thighs, for quite some time and I had said nothing.
— Jo (@muckyboatlady) August 26, 2019
One time I was taking an order for a very beautiful sounding cake when I worked at a bakery and I asked the woman, “whose birthday is it!?” she told me, very sweetly, that it was actually for her young son’s funeral. I wanted to crawl beneath the floor.
— mads (@maddimart) August 26, 2019
Was at a coffee shop and a girl yelled “anyone want a coffee? I need to spend $5 more to use my card.” I piped up and said I do. I offered her cash for the coffee of course but it was later that I realized she had a group of friends she was yelling at.
— Kelly Maher (@kae_mah) August 25, 2019