Some Trump supporters voted against their own interests in the 2016 election. There are people who can’t afford healthcare, yet they criticize the liberal idea of making healthcare accessible to everyone.
One such person is a man named Michael Beatty, who trolled comedian, actor, and writer Patton Oswalt for being an anti-Trump liberal, only to be completely surprised when, in turn, Oswalt did something incredibly nice for him.
Oswalt had quote-tweeted President Donald Trump’s new favorite phrase: “BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!” He’d added a poem of his own that read, “Roses are red / Tommy Shaw was in Styx / You’re going to resign / Eat a bucket of dicks.”
You like pomes? I like pomes too! Here’s a pome I wroted:
ROSES ARE RED
TOMMY SHAW WAS IN STYX
YOU’RE GOING TO RESIGN
EAT A BUCKET OF DICKS https://t.co/PtfkFoUlIk— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 23, 2019
Of course, some Trump supporters love to troll famous (and not even famous) anti-Trump liberals on Twitter. And Beatty took it upon himself to tweet back at Oswalt’s rhyme, writing, “I just realized why I was so happy you died in Blade Trinity!”
I just realized why I was so happy you died in Blade Trinity!
— Michael Beatty (@MichaelBeatty) January 24, 2019
Oswalt, having almost four and half million followers on Twitter, is pretty used to being trolled. But he’s the master, so it’s a wonder why anyone even tries because he always wins in the end.
Dude, I already know: ‘cuz “…one more second of you on screen and my heart would belong to Patton Oswalt.” I get told this at least twice a week by Trump supporters. It always makes me smile and I’m grateful and blessed. https://t.co/nrivTIf6u7
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2019
And you shoot basketball ike the sawed off little man you are.
— Michael Beatty (@MichaelBeatty) January 24, 2019
After their short back and forth, Oswalt apparently took a look at Beatty’s timeline and saw that the man had set up a GoFundMe to get money after he suffered sepsis, diabetic ketoacidosis, and a coma. And even though the man had been mean to Oswalt, Oswalt decided not only to donate to his GoFundMe, but to encourage some of those millions of followers to do the same.
Aw, man. This dude just attacked me on Twitter and I joked back but then I looked at his timeline and he’s in a LOT of trouble health-wise. I’d be pissed off too. He’s been dealt some shitty cards — let’s deal him some good ones. Click and donate — just like I’m about to. https://t.co/6zRdZ430WG
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2019
Not even a half an hour later, Beatty’s GoFundMe reached its goal of $5,000 (went over it by $600, actually).
28 minutes later.
Twitter has some good people. 😢 pic.twitter.com/7fyyONbZI4
— Machine Pun Kelly (@KellyScaletta) January 24, 2019
He had $600 in there before. Patton donated, $2000. The other $3,000 was all small donations from over 170 people.
— Machine Pun Kelly (@KellyScaletta) January 24, 2019
Beatty thanked Oswalt on Twitter for his incredibly gracious gesture.
Patton. You have humbled me to the point where I can barely compose my words. You have caused me to take pause and reflect on how harmful words from my mouth could result in such an outpouring. Thank you for this and I will pass this on to my cousin who needs help. A cascade. pic.twitter.com/6Is7KflPeY
— Michael Beatty (@MichaelBeatty) January 24, 2019
“Patton,” Beatty wrote, “You have humbled me to the point where I can barely compose my words. You have caused me to take pause and reflect on how harmful words from my mouth could result in such an outpouring. Thank you for this and I will pass this on to my cousin who needs help. A cascade.” He included a picture of himself.
Oswalt wrote Beatty back and reminded him that Democrats/liberals are working hard so that people don’t have to rely on GoFundMe accounts in order to pay their medical bills.
Whew! Is your cousin the one who had sepsis or was it you? Either way I’m glad the $$$ goal was met. And PLEASE understand that people like @AOC are battling so you DON’T have to depend on GoFundMe to live with dignity and vigor. (And I’m working on getting to Alabama…) https://t.co/KlphvXn1gE
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2019
On his own Twitter timeline, Beatty included the picture of him in the hospital bed from the GoFundMe account, and wrote, “I want to thank everyone who came to my aid with generous outpourings- and also to @pattonoswalt without whom I would not be the recipient of so much love and support. I’m not a man who ever cries but I had to wait to send this. And to quote Stuart on Big Bang, ‘meat tonight’!”
I want to thank everyone who came to my aid with generous outpourings- and also to @pattonoswalt without whom I would not be the recipient of so much love and support. I'm not a man who ever cries but I had to wait to send this. And to quote Stuart on Big Bang "meat tonight"! pic.twitter.com/r4Kc9zYk7E
— Michael Beatty (@MichaelBeatty) January 24, 2019
At least a few people couldn’t fully understand why Oswalt did what he did for Beatty.
Because the cynical will always exploit the idealistic. Karl Rove used to mock evangelicals behind their backs ‘cuz he just wanted their votes. So we have to snuff out cynicism with ACTION. I’m also guilty of cynicism but I’m trying. It’s a hard way but it’s doable. https://t.co/hb1egD5R0f
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2019
I know, but that’s how Trump and the GOP fuck with their own supporters. Let’s un-fuck what’s been fucked. https://t.co/gjm4JAz24u
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2019
But mostly people just commended him on his kindness and generosity.
Done. Thanks for this nice moment, Patton.
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) January 24, 2019
Seriously. This is Patton Oswalt. #humanity
— Billy Jensen (@Billyjensen) January 24, 2019
This bleeding heart liberal pitched in $50. I really do hope his condition improves, both his health and his hate could use some healing.
— lolita shatter (@shatterlo) January 24, 2019
so kind. see how easy it is to be a good dude?
— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) January 24, 2019
The best way to pay this forward is to do the same for someone you traditionally would not help, when you have the chance. Not even with money, kind words go so far. I’m with you, brother. Let’s make this a better world for everyone. Keep the faith. ✊🏼
— Tyler Jedrey (@trjedrey) January 24, 2019