Your wife waking you up this morning vs. your wife waking you up on November 9th, 2016. pic.twitter.com/SNFFdE6fdJ
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) October 2, 2020
Trump has been so unjustly lucky his entire life that Covid-19 will just make him a better singer or something.
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) October 2, 2020
If Even the healthiest and hottest man in the world can get it, this is some serious disease
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 2, 2020
Now Alec Baldwin is going to contract a mild, one-note version of COVID.
— todd levin (@toddlevin) October 2, 2020
i like presidents who weren’t infected.
— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) October 2, 2020
I’m not surprised. Poor people have always been at a higher risk of getting Covid.
— Raanan Hershberg (@Raanancomedy) October 2, 2020
If you have something nice to say, don’t say it at all.
— Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸 (@wagatwe) October 2, 2020
Trump: “The coronavirus. This is their new hoax.”
— Joel D. Anderson (@byjoelanderson) October 2, 2020
You think Trump getting Covid is funny? Okay cool. Laugh it up. What if the kind he got is a rare sort that makes you shit your pants and then your knob falls off. Still funny? Feel like a big tough guy for laughing at Trump, now that his knob fell off? Pathetic.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) October 2, 2020
Melania don’t give a shit
Bout Christmas or displaced kids
The President tests positive
Whoopsie daisy, Hope Hicks
Mike Pence stand by
Jim Jordan overdrive
Market crash, Twitter fits
Proud Boys drink piss
We didn’t start the fire
— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) October 2, 2020