Masha
Anybody whose as obsessed with their pet as I am has one thousand nicknames for their creature that may or may not have something to do with their actual name. For instance, I have a dog named Hud, named after the 1963 film and character starring Paul Newman. But rarely does he get called Hud. More often than not, he goes by: Hudge, Hudgey, Fudgey, Fudgsicle, Dobby, Paul, Polly, Cowboy, and so on and so forth. You get the idea.
Earlier this week, Twitter user metroadlib inadvertently created a trending meme when they posted a tweet listing the many, many names their pet goes by.
my dog's name is cooper.
i call him–
boubba
boub
honeybunny
coopypoopy
heyloverthisismorethanacrush
stinkboy
& sweetboy.i use sweetboy the most.
i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) January 23, 2019
0% of people dislike talking about their pets, so everyone took a break from being mean egomaniacs on Twitter to share their own animals’ myriad nicknames.
Koda
Kodes
Kodesters
Koda Popeye
Koda Pops
Popeye my Popeye
Lovebug
This Little Butthead
Football Head pic.twitter.com/TDiSi05DeU— chesapeake bae // ᜀ ᜋᜒ (@adotsaint) January 23, 2019
This is Plum. also known as Plumbelina, Plumpert, Plumbarton Oaks, Plumples, Lil’ Baby, BunBun, and Plom. pic.twitter.com/AekT7ptKRd
— tekla 💜✨ (@alketrolyat) January 23, 2019
My dog- Esco
Scoey
Sco Sco
Esky
Eskybooboo
SonAlso, he’s very cute. pic.twitter.com/6WCDsmqhqA
— Crystal Shantel (@CrysCassette) January 23, 2019
This is Mary Agnes bka Squeak
Shes also known as:
Kitty Girl
Cat City
Squiggins (don’t know why)
Pretty Girl
SqueakLala
KittyBoom
& just plain ol Cat pic.twitter.com/bKgnU8eHUU— △⃒⃘ .dani savage. (@wishfulll) January 23, 2019
My dog’s name is Stella. We call her Bell, Bell Bell, Stella Bella, Smella, Shibes, Shober, Queen Shibe, The Queen, Old Girl, Police Dog, Cop, Face-Biter, and The Boss. pic.twitter.com/rIugps6yxV
— RifkaNono (@RNTaylor) January 24, 2019
my dog’s name is Sadie
I call her
Sadiegirl
SadieMay
Sadieboo
Booboo (recently used the most)
Sweetgirl
Honeybun
Honeybunny
Prettygirl
Fatgorl
Stinky
Stinkygirl
Muffin
Pupper
Fluffbutt
Fluffer
SweetiebooShe responds to them all
Sadly I use most of these on a daily basis pic.twitter.com/24sTylkcvM
— mack (@_big__mack) January 24, 2019
My cat’s name was Pasha.
I called herPashie
Sweetie
my littlehoneybabyface
GirlIfYouDontQuit https://t.co/E6yAS9Q1N2— Nichole ✨✨✨ (@tnwhiskeywoman) January 23, 2019
My dogs name is Luna.
I call her:
Looney Tunes
Tuna
Boom Boom
Looney Bin
Lunatic
Poopydoopy
Poophead
Goober
GoobyBooby https://t.co/2A98JEvnDU— Luna Stan Account (@HometownVenus) January 23, 2019
This is Eggnog! @shanesullivan38 and I call her Egg, Eggy, Egg McMuffin, and “Her?”. pic.twitter.com/1JdbvWocy3
— “John” Berman (@bonjerman) January 23, 2019
Submissions proved that elaborate nicknames are not exclusive to just dogs and cats. (Dying @ lil ball of quills).
Everyone responding has a dog or cat. 🌚 my hedgehog’s name is Michi.
I call her:
Lil Meech
Nugget
Babygirl
Cuteness
Lil mean ass
Lil ball of quills pic.twitter.com/rocBBoDQX1— deathstroke (@CaramelSlade) January 23, 2019
my guinea pig’s name is Francis
I can him:Francois
Franny
baby boy
franfran
my son
Frankis
toothless wonder (one of his teeth fell out after he had an unfortunate fall)
lil shit https://t.co/s4KvKgyriL— same ol’ katie (@myfairKT) January 23, 2019
I have a bunny named Jigsaw. I call her:
– Jiggy
– My Girl
– My Baby Girl
– Hey Girl
– CutieI also have a bunny named Hannibal. I call him:
– My Little Cannibal
– Cannibal Bunny
– Little One
– Itty Bitty One
– Tiny Baby https://t.co/tmV3dKjmSN— Jenny Nulf 👻 (@jennyleighx33) January 23, 2019
