You ever see something you just couldn’t take your eyes off? A mesmerizing piece of footage that undoubtedly belongs on the Voyager Golden Record, so that it is forever memorialized and also so that maybe aliens can get a chance to see some of humanity’s finest (funniest) work and maybe decide that we’re not so bad and we don’t deserve to all get wiped out like Independence Day?
That’s what the following tweet videos are. We’ve lovingly compiled and downloaded them for you, (and for the aliens, if y’all reading this), for we believe them to truly be some of man’s greatest achievements.
1. This adorable word flub:
I love my nephew bruh pic.twitter.com/sYspNxo2OD
— • (@supreme_kass) January 8, 2018
2. This cinematic screech:
So I’ve just discovered my gate sounds like Jurassic Park. pic.twitter.com/EA5AcDX5BO
— LJE¹⁸ (@lukedmond) December 7, 2018
3. This poultry run:
We have a chicken at work and it loves attacking me when I let it out pic.twitter.com/IbhS0M1loY
— Bozy (@BroazM) October 8, 2018
4. This classic disguise:
We tried getting the two for one special at black panther. The manager was not having it. pic.twitter.com/Ktqsuh7s3m
— Pillsbury (@stevelikescups) February 16, 2018
5. This work of art:
In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording… pic.twitter.com/wNlSbzAzNn
— Tee (@Marissa_Tee_) June 15, 2018
6. This musical ingenuity:
Yeah! by Usher played on a file organizer pic.twitter.com/QIx5ax8aE4
— DemBoys Derek (@D_LAGZ) December 17, 2018
7. This icy catastrophe:
I went ice skating yesterday and … pic.twitter.com/ahZXmHWLX0
— Zeus (@zeus4pf) November 24, 2018
8. This liquid mishap:
My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and… pic.twitter.com/vG54i8FlZS
— Iza (@IMolzan) September 6, 2018
9. This painful strut:
https://twitter.com/naaeee__xx/status/1074840406221877249
10. This dead ringer:
So last night I met the human form of Siri😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/x3nC4XNile
— єяıṅ (@Erinie_DaBest) December 22, 2018