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People on Twitter have been sharing what it’s like to drive in their towns/cities/states, and they’re doing it through the best punctuation and Emoji-laden tweet format the world has ever seen.
According to knowyourmeme, it was Twitter user @fauxroxy who kicked off the trend early this week with her tweet about “driving in Kansas” and passing a billboard with the phrase “ABORTION IS MURDER. EAT BEEF.”
driving through kansas be like:
🌾| || | _________________
🌾| 🚘 || | | ABORTION IS |
🌾| || | | MURDER |
🌾| || | |___EAT BEEF ___|
🌾| || | | |— rixanne (@fauxroxy) February 11, 2019
And according to the rest of Twitter, sin-related billboards abound in America. Is your ~place of residence~ on this list? Agree Y/N?
1. Alabama:
driving in Alabama:
| || | __________________
| 🚘 || | |GO TO CHURCH|
| || | | OR THE DEVIL |
| || | |WILL GETCHU👹|
| || | |———————— |— Sam Satt (@samuel_satt) February 11, 2019
2. Alabama, again:
driving in Alabama be like:
| || | _________________
| 🚘 || | | ALEXANDER |
| || | | |
| || | | SHUNNARAH |
| || | |———————|— court (@cpfeifff) February 12, 2019
3. Arizona:
driving in Arizona is like:
🌵 | 🚔 || 🔥| _________________
| 🚘 || | | mash potatoes|
| 🚙 🚧 |not your head. |
🦂 | || 🕳| | buckle up. |
| 🔥 || | |———————|— Wildlife Wiz (@Jaida_Elcock) February 13, 2019
4. Arkanasas:
driving in Arkansas:
Walmart | || |
| 🚘 || | Walmart
Walmart | || |
| || | Sam’s Club
Walmart | || | Walmart
Walmart | || |
| || | Walmart— Spencer Reaves (@spencerreaves) February 13, 2019
5. Los Angeles, California:
Driving in LA be like:
|🚘🚖 | 🚘🚖|| _________________
|🚘🚘 | 🚖🚖|| | LOL YOU’RE |
|🚔🚍 | 🚘🚍|| | GONNA DIE |
|🚘🚘 | 🚔🚘|| | FROM AN STD |
|🚖🚘 | 🚖🚖|| |_________________|— urdadssidepiece 🧔🏻 (@urdadssidepiece) February 12, 2019
6. Florida:
Driving in Florida
🍊 | || | _______________
| 🚘 || | | PREGNANT? |
🍊 | || | | GUN SHOW |
| || | |—————-—|— trevo (@wildtrevor_) February 11, 2019
7. Florida, again:
driving in Florida is like:
🐊 | || | ______________
| 🚘 || | | ABORTION |
🐊 | || | | IS MURDER |
| || | |——————|— WhitePeopleHumor (@whitememejesus) February 11, 2019
8. Florida, one more time:
*driving in Florida be like:
🐊 | || | ______________
| 🚘 || | | Your wife is hot |
🐊 | || | | Better get your |
| || | | A/C fixed. |— David (@DavidCanto_) February 12, 2019
9. Orlando, Florida:
driving in Orlando is like:
🎡 | || | ______________
| 🚘 || | | MORGAN & |
🏰 | || | | MORGAN |
| || | |——————|— Arjeet Tipirneni (@arjeettipirneni) February 12, 2019
10. Atlanta, Georgia:
Driving in Atlanta is like:
🍑 | || 🚔||🚔 |___________________
| 🚑||🚖|| | EAT MOR 🐄 🐄 |
| 🚖|| 🚧 🚖 | CHIKN 🐄🐄 |
|🚘 || 🚖 ||🚜|___________________|
🚧🚧🚧 🚦 || |— Bella (@bellatorchiaa) February 13, 2019
11. South Georgia:
driving in south georgia be like:
☀️ | || | ______________
☀️ | 🚘 || | | STRIPPERS |
🌧 | || | | NEED WE |
🌤 | || | | SAY MORE |
⛈ | || | |——————|— nedles (@ramibigtiddiegf) February 13, 2019
12. Chicago, Illinois:
driving in Chicago is like:
🌭 | || | __________
| 🚘 || | | URLACHER |
🏢 | || | | HAS HAIR |
| || | |——————|— JOEY UZI VERT (@JoePGorman) February 11, 2019
13. Illinois, generally:
driving in Illinois:
🏚| 🚧 | ___________________
| 🚔 || 🕳 | | 5000000 DEAD |
🏚| || | | ON IL ROADS |
|🕳 🚧 | __________________
🏚| 🚘 || | | R U NEXT?? |
| || | | I— poogly boogly (@realConnorOtt) February 13, 2019
14. Indiana:
driving in Indiana:
🌽| 🚧 | ____________
| 🚘 || | | JESUS IS |
🌽| || | | LORD |
| 🚧 | ________________
🌽| || | | PORN STORE |
| || | | NEXT EXIT |
🌽| 🚧 |— seven fursánias (@AdriOfTheDead) February 12, 2019
15. Iowa:
Driving in Iowa be like:
🌽 | || ❄️| __________
| 🚘 || | | Stop |
|. 🌽 🚧 | eminent |
🌽 | || | | Domain |
| || 🚜| | Abuse |
| ❄️ || | |————|— not zoé (@zimmerofzoe) February 12, 2019
16. Kentucky:
Driving in Kentucky is like:
☀️⛈❄️☀️⛈❄️
| || | ________________
🌳 | 🚘 || 🕳 | 🦌 | ROAD |
💊 | || | 🌳 | WORK AHEAD |
💉 | 🕳 || 🚘 | 💊 | ——————— |— Matt Roddy (@mattroddy_) February 13, 2019
17. New Orleans, Louisiana:
driving in New Orleans is like:
| |
| 🚘 |
🕳 🕳 🕳
🕳 🕳🕳 🕳 🕳
🕳 🕳
🕳
| |— j. (@_DiorJ) February 13, 2019
18. Louisiana, generally:
driving in louisiana is like:
🐊 | || | __________________
| 🚘 || | | CAR WRECK? |
🐊 | || | | 337-999-9999 |
| || | | getgordon. com|
| || | |————————|— Pop Punk Rougarou (@CaleGuidry) February 11, 2019
19. Maine:
driving in Maine is like:
🌲 | || | ______________
🦌 | 🚘 || | | Next Town: |
| || | | 500 miles |
🌲 | || | |——————|— Isaiah Harris (@Zay_800) February 13, 2019
20. Western Maryland:
driving in Western MD be like
| || |
| || | _______________________
|🚘 || | | NOAH’S ARC |
| || | | BEING REBUILT HERE |
| || | ||—————||
| || |— god of the forlorn (@fansamton) February 13, 2019
21. Massachusetts:
Driving in Massachusetts:
🚧| 🚘 || | ___________
| | | 🍩 |
🕳| || | | DUNKIN’ |
| 🚔 🕳| | DONUTS |
🚧| || | |___________|
| 🕳 | /|\ /|\
| || |— Angus Black (@AngusBlack_921) February 12, 2019
22. Michigan:
driving in Michigan is like:
🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
| || | 🦌🦌
| 🚘 || |
💨 || | 🦌
💨| 🦌|| | 🦌⛄️— Joey (@m_cGuire) February 11, 2019
23. Mississippi:
driving in Mississippi is like:
🦌 |⚫️ || | ⛪️ ⛪️
| || | ⛪️ ⛪️ ⛪️
| || ⚫️ | __________
| 🚘 || | | HELL IS |
🐄| ⚫️|| | | REAL |
| || | |————|— Hillbillie Eilish (@AdulteRus) February 13, 2019
24. Montana:
driving in Montana is like:
🤠 | || | ______________ 🐄 | 🚘 || | | METH, NOT |
🚜 | || | |EVEN ONCE |
🐄 | || | |——————|— KP (@KatelynParmelee) February 13, 2019
25. Las Vegas, Nevada:
Driving in Vegas be like
🏰|🚘🚖 || | _______________
|🚘🚘 || | | INJURED |
🗼|🚔🚍🚧 | | IN A |
|🚘🚘🚧 | | HOTEL???? |
🗽|🚖🚘 || | |—————————|— A Nice Jewish Boy™️ (@xenemymind) February 12, 2019
26. Once more:
Driving in Vegas be like:
🏰|🚘🚖 || | _______________
|🚘🚘 || | | Little |
🗼|🚔🚍🚧 | | Darlings: |
|🚘🚘🚧 | | Now hiring |
🗽|🚖🚘 || | | c/o 2019 |— SAVANNAHCONDA (@SuhhNanNuhh) February 12, 2019
27. Ohio:
Driving in Ohio is like:
🌽 | || | | HELL IS REAL |
| 🚘 || | | |
🌽 | || | | CHEESEBARN| |||||| || | | 🐭🧀 110mi |— Sean Fine (@SeanFine_) February 12, 2019
28. Oklahoma:
driving in oklahoma be like:
🌪 | || | _________________
| 🚘 || | | MOORE |
🌪 | ||🌪 | | HOME OF |
| || | | TOBY KEITH |
| 🌪|| | |———————|— burnie (@burniestone) February 13, 2019
29. Oregon:
driving in Oregon:
🌲| 🚧 | ____________
| 🚘 || | | MARIJUANA |
🌲| || | | KILLS |
| 🚧 | ________________
🌲| || | | $20 OUNCES |
| || | | NEXT EXIT |
🌲| 🚧 |— Biracial Angel (@mileslarson7) February 13, 2019
30. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania:
Driving in Philly be like
💨|🚘🚖 || | _______________
|🚘🚘 || | | I HATE |
🏢|🚔🚍 || | | STEVEN |
|🚘🚘 || | | SINGER! |
🏭|🚖🚘 || | |—————-—|— Japanese BBQ Finger ♡ (@alllexdrago) February 12, 2019
31. Pennsylvania:
driving in Pennsylvania is like:
🌽 | || | ______________
| 🚘 || | | YOU WILL |
🦌 | || | | MEET GOD |
| || | |——————|— midwest emo(tional norman) (@emonormie) February 12, 2019
32. Puerto Rico:
driving in puerto rico is like:
| 🕳 || | ______________
| 🚘 || 🕳 | | 👁 |
|🕳 ||🦎 | | XSIEMPRE |
| 🕳|| 🕳 | |——————|— curiosity.mp3 (@oddesteye) February 12, 2019
33. Austin, Texas:
Driving in Austin be like:
|🚘🚖 | 🚘🚖|| _________________
|🚘🚘 | 🚖🚖|| | THE |
|🚔🚍 | 🚘🚍|| | ATTORNEY |
|🚘🚘 | 🚔🚘|| | THAT ROCKS |
|🚖🚘 | 🚖🚖|| |________________|— The Daily Texan (@thedailytexan) February 13, 2019
34. Once more:
driving in Austin be like:
🏬| || | ________________
🏢| 🚘 || | | click it |
🏦| || | | 👮🏻♀️ or |
🏘| || | |_____ticket_____|
🏢| || | | |— rudy (@BigCarnal14) February 15, 2019
35. San Antonio, Texas:
driving in SA be like:
🏬| || | _________________
🏢| 🚘 || | | 444-4444 |
🏦| || | | 🖖🏽 |
🏘| || | |_________________|
🏢| || | | |— little joshua. (@joshyfernandezz) February 13, 2019
36. Houston, Texas:
driving in Houston is like:
| |
| 🚘 |
________________
| BE SOMEONE |
———————
| |— dom (@random_inique) February 12, 2019
37. North Texas:
driving in North Texas is like:
🚧| || | ______________
| || 🚘 | | MINT |
🏗| || | | Sexy Teeth |
| || | |_____________|— la croix mamí (@Perlybear) February 12, 2019
38. Utah:
driving in utah is like:
⛪️ | 🚔 || ❄️| __________
| 🚘 || | | Cosmo-
|. 🚙 🚧 | politan
☃️ | || 🕳| | is PORN |
| ❄️ || | |————|— miriam (@classicmerm) February 11, 2019
39. Tacoma, Washington:
driving in tacoma is like
🌊|🚘 | 🚧 | 🌲
|🚘 | 🚍 | 🌲 🌲
🏗 | 🚘 | 🚘 | ______________
|🚖 | 🚖 | | jesus cares |
🛳 |🚖 | 🚔 | |_about you_ |
|🚧 | 🚘 | | |— anna (@annathaler_) February 12, 2019
30. Tacoma, again:
*driving in Tacoma*
🚉| 🚘|| | _____________
🏢| 🚘 || | |$1 CHINESE |
🏘| 🚘 || | | FOOD |
🌁| 🚘|| | |—————–|— kim ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ (@KimmiHuynh) February 12, 2019
31. West Virginia:
Driving in West Virginia be like:
|————————|
| || ⛄️ | JESUS IS |
|🚘 || | WATCHING ⛪️ |
| || 🦌 |————————|
| 🦌 || | SOUTHERN X |
| || | POSURE 👯♀️I-79 |
|————————|— Zainab Rana (@ZainabARana) February 13, 2019
32. Wyoming:
Driving in Wyoming:
| || |
W I N D ~ 🐴
| || | Literally
| 🚘 | NOTHING
| || |
W I N D ~
| || | 🌾— Beau (@beaucbrown) February 14, 2019
33. And, finally, driving in ~the midwest~
driving in the Midwest is like:
| || |
| 🚘 || | … ?
… | || |
| || |— Dad, NOT Daddy (@Dad_Not_Daddy) February 11, 2019
h/t BuzzFeed
