We live in a never-ending nightmare that is the 2018 news cycle and it’s good to get a reminder that not everything is full of doom and things like whimsy and joy still exist.
And sometimes whimsy and joy take the form of a real big cow.
Knickers, a Holstein Friesian steer, is a bovine behemoth that sticks out from the herd. #7News pic.twitter.com/oazuaW0SWj
— 7 News Brisbane (@7NewsBrisbane) November 27, 2018
Said cow is a Holstein Friesian steer who calls Australia home and who, at 6’4″ and 1.4 tons, is declared the biggest steer in the world and king of all cows.
Lookit that big boi.
Citizens around the Internet were quick with the jokes and memes about Knickers, who came as a fresh sigh of relief from the rest of the awful things on our news feeds.
These are the best tweets about the best big cow [steer] around.
1.
How I feel when I walk into any party pic.twitter.com/W9sshtcnIQ
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 28, 2018
2.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like… pic.twitter.com/qGGszwAmxu
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) November 28, 2018
3.
Help, my Dalmatian, it’s very sick. pic.twitter.com/qgnHWWHn8V
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 28, 2018
4.
Friendship ended with grape surgery now big cow is my new best friend pic.twitter.com/TQ0rEyMnnP
— yc (@yc) November 27, 2018
5.
my brain processing feedback pic.twitter.com/OEK9AgEW99
— dirt prince ⚫️ (@pants_leg) November 28, 2018
6.
My entire middle school experience in one photo pic.twitter.com/hW9DmRaEut
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) November 28, 2018
7.
good morning to only big cow and nobody else pic.twitter.com/AzcCakbDZM
— MJ Franklin (@heyitsfranklin2) November 28, 2018
8.
me: my mans over there thinks you’re cute
them: Where he at?
my mans: pic.twitter.com/g5Tu8Bx9Eu
— yc (@yc) November 27, 2018
9.
My problems versus everyone else’s pic.twitter.com/tQl11351Kd
— Mentally Ch(ill) Pod (@ChillMentally) November 28, 2018
10.
Me still trying to shop at Forever 21 pic.twitter.com/Cc60PVKfxq
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 28, 2018