30 “Guy Who Invented” Tweets That Probably Aren’t Historically Accurate

The wonderful (and horrible) thing about the internet is that it lets everyone have an opinion on everything and express that opinion for millions of others to agree with, angrily denounce, or simply ignore. And while most tweets aren’t worth the pixels they’re displayed on some surprise us and make us think jarring, whimsical thoughts.

In that vein, a genre of tweets has emerged that jokingly wonders about “the guy who invented (blank)” and what was generally going through the minds of those who pioneered everyday things we take for granted. Like the first guy to ever milk a cow…what was that guy like?

Much like the beloved “[god inventing animals]” joke format, the tweets lend themselves to surprising and hilarious musings.

Here are some of the best ones we found.

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