I actually work as a tutor and I can tell you: kids are creative AF when it comes to getting out of assignments. My god, they’re experts. So while absolutely none of these stories surprised me, I did get quite a good chuckle from @TheMikeChase’s Twitter thread with all the sundry ways people avoided working when they were students.
1. Footprint

2. We’re not idiots

3. Messy Bag

4. Wifi Out

5. Coat Hook Claw

6. Liar!

7. Puddle

8. The Nerve

9. Dog Ate It

10. A Fake Book

11. A Banana

12. Never noticed

13. Cool

14. Nonsense

15. Oops!

16. Tales of Yore

17. First Question

18. Handwriting

19. Make it up

20. Wrong Prof

