21.
I used to have a little cake business, working from home. I’d put my heart and soul (and many hours work) into each bespoke cake. I was often told they were good, ‘maybe even good enough to be sold in supermarkets’…alongside the mass produced £10 cakes! pic.twitter.com/F3ZlL8NfYR
— Julie Cain (@Jooliooli) April 24, 2020
22.
Everyone was congratulating my OH as he was about to start his 2nd feature film.
🧔🏻: “Congrats! That’s so amazing. I don’t think I know anyone who’s got their second film away”
Me: “*coughs* I’ve just finished my 5th feature doc”
🧔🏻: “Oh I mean real films”
Me: 😑🙃
— Jeanie Finlay🕷 (@JeanieFinlay) April 24, 2020
23.
A colleague once came came up to me at a work’s lunch and dropped into conversation “no one wanted to sit here but I keep telling them, ‘she’s quite approachable!’” – backhanded compliment level achieved: 97 🙌
— Zo (@Tomboyadventure) April 24, 2020
24.
My reply would be, “I was in your class but you didn’t teach me anything.”
— Chris Monks (@OnlyTheBiff) April 24, 2020
25.
reminds me of the ex who said “I love how body confident you are”
— Chiara (@fiction_mist) April 24, 2020
26.
When I was 8 months pregnant, a passive aggressive work colleague told me I looked pregnant because of my face.
— Fran Harris (@FlimFlamFran) April 24, 2020
27.
My Mother is the Queen of digs.. Once I laughed at her for buying a TopShop jumper (she was 75!) and she told me I could have it..as it had stretched in the wash… Hmmm.
— Marie Caldwell (@mariecald) April 24, 2020
28.
My dad said he was sending my sister to secretarial college because she was stupid but pretty so could get a good husband. To me, he said he’d pay for university as I was clever but ugly so unlikely that any man would want to marry me.
— HerLifeStory (@HerLifeStory) April 24, 2020
29.
A girl at the dancing was crying because her bf was looking at other girls and it made her feel ugly. I was busy telling her she had nothing to worry about because she was beautiful and she said “I wish I was like you and didn’t care about my looks” aye cheers big nose.
— Lydiateapot🏴🇪🇺Ⓜ️ (@Lydiateapot42) April 24, 2020
30.
A girl at the dancing was crying because her bf was looking at other girls and it made her feel ugly. I was busy telling her she had nothing to worry about because she was beautiful and she said “I wish I was like you and didn’t care about my looks” aye cheers big nose.
— Lydiateapot🏴🇪🇺Ⓜ️ (@Lydiateapot42) April 24, 2020