Ruin My Week
It was recently announced, to the surprise and joy of millions, that Sacha Baron Cohen will soon release a sequel to Borat, the 2006 film about an innocent Kazakh journalist’s journey through America that amazed and confused the world.
As if that news wasn’t good enough, there’s been a further development: Borat is now on social media. Things come out a bit later in Kazakhstan so it seems that 14 years after the platform’s invention Borat has discovered Twitter and is making up for lost time by tweeting constantly and hilariously about Donald Trump.
Whether this is the official promotional Twitter account for Borat or a talented imposter is impossible to say but the account is verified, so there’s that.
Here are some of Borat’s best Trump tweets, thus far.
1. On crushing COVID-19
We salute Trump for crush COVID given to him by Democrats. pic.twitter.com/zC6tXF3Ot6
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 14, 2020
2. On leading by example
Premiere Trump true leader – he have prove himself stronger than more than 200,000 of his American subjects!
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
3. On father-daughter relations
Very nice for daughter to say, but she not yet see Premiere McDonald Trump pic.twitter.com/nUUbbdl8zV
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 14, 2020
4. On showing strength
Trump so strong he did not even need to drink bleach to stay alive!
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
5. On killing two birds with one stock
Trump is great benefactor! All Americans will also have the drug he have a stake in
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
6. On spreading the love
Trump very kind man! When he go on car ride outside hospital, he give driver many thanks and also some of his covids medicine
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
7. And spreading the germs
Premiere Trump just appear on Whitehouse balcony where he took off his mask and threw into crowd for one lucky patriot to wear!
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
8. …And spreading the fluids
Trump say he will donate his plasma, he very kind. He have donate his body fluids for many years and he always like to keep it secret
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
9. ……..And spreading more germs
Trump delivered powerful message to 20,000 of his supporters then told them to go back to their communities and spread what they got from him
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
10. On giving the people what they want
Trump correct, there were many thousands of people cheering outside hospital when they knew he was dying inside
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 10, 2020
