35 People Confess “The Most Feral Thing” They’ve Done In The Past Six Months

11.

It was my great discrete pleasure at my last office job, to be sitting at my desk, a low, uninsured contractor, to make eye contact with the better paid, salaried employees, while I shoveled handfulls of spinach into my mouth with my fist

— Rowdy Rory Blank (@PissCastle) September 6, 2020

12.

I drank water from a ditch, just to see if it was drinkable

— Andy Riley (@AndyRileyish) September 5, 2020

13.

ate half a jar of baby corn for dinner

— Celia (@cblundo) September 5, 2020

14.

Sometimes I just pour parm straight into my mouth from the container

— future possum dad (@dibsonjake) September 5, 2020

15.

Bag of Reeses peanut butter pumpkins melted in my car.

I ate them like gogurts.

— JJ ~6′ away (@day10machine) September 6, 2020

16.

I picked up 4 Jell-O shots curbside from a bar I want to stay open in my slippers and sweatpants. Then had them while sitting in front of my computer.

— Hannah (@Hannalore1017) September 5, 2020

17.

Chopped off 3 inches of my hair over the bathroom sink, dry, because “I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE”

On an unrelated note my sink is now clogged

— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) September 5, 2020

18.

I’ve been moving my coworker’s laptop dock, monitor, and desk accoutrements 3 to 4mm further away from me each day since June. She hasn’t noticed.

— Bottom O’the Barrel (@o_bottom) September 6, 2020

19.

Used a CD container lid as a bowl and a measuring cup as a spoon to avoid doing dishes. Twice

— kenosha brick for president (@sparkleeemotion) September 5, 2020

20.

I have a white board where I write down the last time I showered. So I remember to do it occasionally.

— Katie (@katiedidwhat) September 5, 2020